Fatima Afzal

Architect | Maker of Memes | Activewear advocate | "Biryani is so short, forgetting so long" - Pulao Khilao

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Clients: or maybe you could suggest something better

We did and have suggested something better already, you just want to make it sound like you came up with it

[Mr. Mawa @mwrness]

If God isn’t real, explain how Pakistan won today

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Sooo now that hopes are up again, who all do we need losing by how much in order for us to (undeservedly) be in the semis (she asks shamelessly) 🇵🇰 #CWC2023

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

@maydayy123123 @Brainmasalaar Thanks a lot ! Got it. Still don’t see why so much leeway is given to the umpire on ground to decide when all this technology exists!

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

So who has to lose what by how much in order for us to make it?

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Back to regular scheduled losing programming then

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Someone explain this damn lbw review to me. Pleasee #PAKvSA

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

UHHHH OMG WHAT IS THIS TEAM?!!! Harris you beauty mA mA mA

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Just turned the maych back on to watch wickets 7 & 8 go down.
🇵🇰 cricket team truly that relationship you can’t let go of

[المعتصم بالله 𓋔 @MoatAwesome_]

In 1917, the British Foreign Secretary, in a letter to Lionel Rothschild, declared his full support for the establishment of a Jewish state on the Palestinian Territories
We call this promise “A promise from someone who does not possess to someone who does not deserve”

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

An average Pakistani cricket fan is me. This is me. I am this. Glutton for punishment

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

What’s the point now

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Will I be able to enjoy this weekend or will Pakistan happen #PAKvIND

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

@ZedGrrdaisy AND Set a record in the process. Someone pinch me

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

Uffff Rizwan what a 🐆#PAKvsSL

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

How come Netflix doesn’t have an option to click on a show and shuffle? Like just hit me w a random episode of Friends bro.

[Fereeha M Idrees @Fereeha]

@TheInScrUtabLe_ #BoycottHadsa #BoycottHadsa #BoycottHadsa
Thanks everyone for raising your voice against harassment of a victim. Some of you were asking for a trend, let’s use this one.

#BoycottHadsa

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

This place is so fucked.

[Fereeha M Idrees @Fereeha]

When the phone rang, I never expected this to be Z’s call. Z was the person whom I had spoken to a couple of years ago post her traumatic experience on motorway. Those were tumultuous times when everyone’s attention was focused on Z, while she was grappling to keep her sanity intact, identity protected, relationships intact, seeing children dealing with post trauma etc. Yes, as she herself says she was a SURVIVOR. I was a bit taken aback seeing her call, so much had happened since then but culprits were still not given punishment despite her appearances alone in compensate coverings. All the while as she fought her case looking for justice that she deserved, her main concern had been to move on, take culprits to gallows, and to keep her identity protected.
“How are you Z, I hope Allah has been kind with you”, I said as I answered the call. There was silence on the other side. “ I am sorry that I didn’t stay in touch but I wanted to give you privacy and time to move on “, I said as the silence prolonged, suddenly there were loud noises of moans and painful shrieks. “Oh my God! Z, my dear are you okay? Are the kids okay? What happened?”, I was totally taken aback by this flood of tears , never heard such painful wailing and sighs in my life. They were cold but like daggers on my heart. “Can…. Can… can someone make a ddddrama on my life”? Were her first words. I had no idea that a drama serial by name of “Haadsa” had been shown on Geo TV every weekday at 7pm apparently based on motorway rape story. Z told me about it. “They have made a drama on my life as if I am nothing, no one asked me, it’s same, they are showing the same things, oh my God! Why didn’t I die before reliving this again? You know , I didn’t sleep after the incident for many many nights and it’s all back now, I haven’t slept a wink since I saw this terrible, horrendous depiction of the most terrible moments of my life which I so want to forget. It’s unbearable, I start shivering every day at 5 pm because I know the drama is coming at 7 pm. Why are they doing this to me?”. I was gobsmacked as I realised the dramatisation which has star studded cast has totally triggered Z’s trauma. It was as if she was going through trauma all over again. How could drama producers be so insensitive? Slowly as she kept on talking, my anger seethed at what was being done to her. Do the drama makers even realise what have they done to the poor victim? I had never seen her so openly talking about her traumatic experience before. “The moment the drama episode goes on air, all comments start talking about motorway incident. Can’t they let me forget about this? They have followed my life. Isn’t this harassment? How they traced things in my life when I was so clear of keeping everything so private? My in laws must be watching it, my brother in law, my mother, my neighbours, oh my God! No one even cared to ask me? I am not dead yet! Do they want me dead? Can’t I just forget about this and move on? The drama shows the lady in hospital like I was, does she even know what it was like? How can you act about something so cruel and awful when you know this happened with someone in real life? Oh my God I died watching that. I was numb. I was given a bath alive after the incident. Like they bathe dead bodies, that’s how I was bathed. I am dead inside already, what do they want to kill now? I was on injectables for three days after trauma , I was told I could not have any more injections and I still could not sleep. Why would actors act in such terrible things, they slightly changed a few things but ensured my life is shown. So heartless! I am so hurt. I am so upset. Why have they repeated a story which was to be buried? If they cared so much they could look into the matter why the culprits have not been given their punishment? Instead of opting for TRPs? My friend said to me perhaps it’s a coincident how they could know of details which only we knew about but I am sure they researched”…

[Fatima Afzal @ftafzal]

The best thing at this final thus far has been Brad Pitt looking all the points belong to him