fua {S8}

at least adventuring was just a metaphor for romance

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@TheHorrorOf97 💯

[BulletZ 🥩 @BulletBitez]

Morty freaking out about Rick's big dick and their size difference but Rick just goes "No, no- Don't worry baby- Grandpa's gonna make it fit, okay? He-He can make it fit" Nghhh

[Fog𓍊𓋼 @FogFungus]

#rickandmorty

Ericka and morty 100 years foreva
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[꒰ঌ ˚ panda 🧁𓏻𓏻 @Joliedolie]

i just came thinking about rickorty

[𝘾onfett͟i͟i ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ @Confettiiswwirl]

it's facefuck ur grandson saturday lol

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

https://t.co/KZaXQoT0jt

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

NOT TO FACT CHECK ANYONE but he is technically correct about the hebrew thing 🙏🏼

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

stop ugh. precious.

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@Raviolis111 yes. going to https://t.co/60QjwzKxbZ, reading the whole page, and then shortly after typing both your names into some compatibility tester 😭

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@DoubleYouAy3 @splatterbrains7

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@BingleBongleYo @Pigeonspoos true, two seasons later at least i think. but also i was thinking, i dunno what time the fear hole is supposed to depict

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@Pigeonspoos woaaah 🤯

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

evil easter jerry

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@splatterbrains7 whaaaaaat? morty? creepy? i think you’re confused

[evil rape incest nigga @klok_opera07]

how mortys greet new ricks in the citadel

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@mortymadness BROH I SAW SOME THIS MORNING but i lost it when my page refreshed 😭 manifesting we will both find it

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@mortywooff left nuts go for a hefty price, is he worth one sperm to you?

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

rick is in you and you are in jerry. do you move forwards or backwards

[BulletZ 🥩 @BulletBitez]

"Rick watching mortyhub" " Rick visiting morty strip clubs" "Rick dimension hopping to hook up with Mortys"

Absolutely, yes, of course

But consider - Rick trying all of it, too many times, really hoping it does something for him but it never does because it's not HIS Morty. Yk?

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@purelylies thank you! i’ve been out of practice for way too long so yay encouragement <3

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

“i’ve- i’ve known morty for hundreds of years. hundreds. i practically own him, he owes me a favor, i want to watch him fuck you. is that so wrong? so hard for you to grasp?”

WIP

[fua {S8} @fuacest]

@PopplioPup i’m sorry, are you fkn slow? it’s a teenage boys handwriting. never in a million years would i be casually posting a disgusting dogwhistle.