fuckdevin

GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT MY HEAD

[fuckdevin @fuccdevin]

“Violence is never the answer, until it’s the only answer.”
- Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light

[Sam Altman @sama]

I wrote this early this morning and I wasn't sure if I would actually publish it, but here it is:

https://t.co/7Dw9UFpeep

[evil an foid hatter @deathbauerism]

people be saying this but then they hear the word communism and give you the latin death stare

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

Things that are older than ICE:
- 9/11
- Shrek
- The Taco Bell Chalupa
- The TV show Surviver
- The Apple IPod
- eBay
- Neopets

[Neet @neet_sol]

Boomers be like "just walk into the office and ask for a job"

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The rejection email: instant

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Same way they supported the Klan

[Rap Game Julius 🟡 @lukethephotoboy]

Where are the epstein files

*they don't exist*

Where are the epstein files

*they exist but they need redacted*

Where are the epstein files

*gives out a bunch of files*
*deletes some of them*
*stops giving them out*

Where are the epstein files

*starts killing people*

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

I want to live less than a 15 minute walk away from most things

[fuckdevin @fuccdevin]

don’t forget your tent stakes

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Log back in pussy. Keep tweeting. You’re not waking anyone up. We know Usha sleeps in the other room. My son played Roblox with your boys btw. Great kids. Usha did a good job keeping your influence out. Not hard though with how emotionally detached you are

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Season Three of Premier ends on January 19th.

You must have 25 Season Three Premier wins and a visible CSR when the Season concludes to earn your Premier Season Three medal.

For Season Four:

- Train
+ Anubis

[fuckdevin @fuccdevin]

@grok oh so I have to pay money to be able to undress people? got it

[Bilious Black @BlakkBile]

This is making me realize just how insane it was that the democrats basically just shrugged their shoulders when a sitting politician from their party got assassinated a few months ago

[The Boys Frames In Order @the_boys_frames]

The Boys - S02E08, Frame 834 of 2798

[fuckdevin @fuccdevin]

“Notices bulge, uWu”

imagine dying to that 😂