Yaddle

A force using Jedi psychopath. I wander the Jedi Temple looking for a one night stand.

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

Had an epic threesome with Han Solo and Greedo yesterday. One guess who shot first... ;)

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

@Microsoft you people ruined my weekend because you gay fucking program (excel) didn’t save my data. I hope you all choke on dicks and die! 🖕

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@asksalesforce I hope you people die slowly for the filth software you shove down people’s throats. Eat shit and die!!!

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@salesforce fuck you

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@katiehobbs @GovernorHobbs you’re a joke, you make me sick!

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

Do it, I don’t care! I’ve never been to Jabba’s Palace. I swear on his royal hutt’s nipple clamps!

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

@Nien_Nunb Damn, good point…

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

If I let them touch it can I get 20?

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

The replies to this are way more PG than I expected…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.

[Nien Nunb @Nien_Nunb]

WWJD?

[femke🦋 @inlauvperry]

In case you didn't notice I will not rest until EBU apologizes and makes changes

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

@AFresco10 Honestly, war aside, they acted like spoiled brats at Eurovisions and deserve to be called out for it.

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@beyonceariana_ @EurovisionNewZ iTunes charts are a joke, tho.

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@winttaetae I can’t believe this is a semi-serious question, but did the EBU lean on the side of disqualifying him him because his performance included the EU flag which for whatever reason was banned at the event?

[୨♡୧ irati ⁷ @winttaetae]

i’m still raging about him being disqualified, one of the best acts with the most important message of unity and love being left out because the artist expressed himself and his discomfort, because he wasn’t respected, he deserves so much better https://t.co/XH49zsbTPP

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

@toutlucyvers Totally a missed opportunity for them, honestly.

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@TonyHellings “Example Crushed Camera”

[Slakie @sillyslakie]

Fun fact: Joost Klein is the first contestant to win eurovision before the grand final even happened. 🤗‼️

[Yaddle @fuckingyaddle]

@JurgenTheunisse I love Dutch people.

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@EBU_HQ Just cancel it and apologize to Joost Klein and NL.