jub

I just wanna die today

[jub @fuckripjulia]

Fuck you @WoodyHarrelson

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

if i was a horse and my rider went unconscious and fell off me i would drag them on the ground for sooooo many miles

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Y’all are so lucky I don’t know how to do a backflip yet

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

can i come over and be nicer to you than anyone has ever been

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

farted so hard in my chair at a restaurant that it immediately splintered and sent wooden fragments into the bodies of at least 8 people

[nikki 🪽 @bleachbunnyy]

am i the weirdest girl in ur phone. do u promise

[hunter @3gpmh]

fake idgafer i saw you twisting your earrings and touching your collarbones

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the psychosis of being tipsy around someone u need to devour

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that drags me back in time to the exact moment I bought paralyzer by finger eleven on iTunes for my iPod nano

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My love language is dental torture

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Bam was kind of an evil little shit but he’s vital to Jackass because of his almost supernaturally funny physicality the moment something goes south for him. He revels in tormenting others but truly shines when he’s the one suffering. He’s like a real life Daffy Duck

[old tom @culture_coffin]

so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk and then when i got home i had every intention of calling you but you had already called and you said you wasn't going to call so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk... i went on one ride god bless me it's fucking summa