To Make A Long

[To Make A Long @fukinstoryshort]

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

[Bitch @i_hope_the]

fuck you do you gonna be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

[I Wanna Church Girl @thatgo_tochurch]

aNd ReaD her Bible

[holy fu its that nigga @from_bugs_life]

what’s brackin’ bruh, how you livin?

[i love you bitch @I_aint_never_]

gonna stop loving you bitch

[its @an_avocado_]

thanks

[i still @_havent__found]

my berries

[Later mom, whats up @me__and_my_boys]

are going to see uncle kracker, gimme my hat back Jordan, DO YOU wanna go see uncle kracker or no?

[Whats worse @than_a___rapist]

a child

[so you just gonna @bring_me_a]

birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

[Why were you @watching_that]

Please, don’t tell mo-o-o-om

[he got his @damnfeetwetnow]

shit dawg

[hi @_welcome2]

chili’s

[i spilled lipstick in your @valentino_bag]

you spilled- WAHUHWHAWA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

[say hey vine @hey_vine]

fuck vine bitch

[dude i thought u could do a kickflip @i_can_i_can_]

i did one this morning

[and they were @roommates____]

oh my god they were roommates