FullOfWhit

Wife to 1👨🏻‍🏭, Mother to 4 crotch goblins, Lover of💄,cats & coffee ☕ fluent in sarcasm. I'm funny, but only on twitter. #Resist 🌊

[FullOfWhit @full_of_whit]

So this happened

*getting a shirt from closet*
*one-handed*
*shirt gets stuck on hanger*

Me: "Bitch, Listen..."

😂😂😂

I have been a SAHM for way too long now. #TalkinToHangers #BitchNoYouDidnt

[FullOfWhit @full_of_whit]

@KrackersNCheese @SteamStatus @Steam Same.

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@SteamStatus @Steam I really did think that I just lost all of my cloud save data on my favorite game. Thanks for the mini heart attack.

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@StephenKing I hope she's not standing down wind from his shit filled diaper. 🤢 nasty dirty diaper don

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@Joey_Whitfield5 @KineticGame Early next year-ish. Keep up.

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@ZaleskiLuke Half of America has really low IQs.

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@DevonScanlon326 @MarthaLvsJesus @RealLyndaCarter I am now following just for the name alone.

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@crzyfkinworld I'm not. How can we women celebrate independence day, aka the day of FREEDOM, when we are on the road to having none? I'm joking the boycott and I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from July 3rd-5th. #BoycottTheEconomy

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@dadmann_walking I feel your pain. Literally. I had just pulled in the driveway this morning and stretched really hard, pulled a muscle in my neck and back and now I can't turn my head. Not what I pictured life at 37 would look like, but go me I guess.

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Happy fathers day to all of my dad friends and all the single mothers who have to be both. Yall are awesome! ❤❤❤

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@nicolconcilio Just why?! 🙄 probably some evolutionary trait because men were the hunters and because women need skin that stretches easier for pregnancy. 🤷‍♀️ still bs either way

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@AdamParkhomenko @run4urmny @JonesForAR Best ad I've EVER seen for a campaign. I want to vote for him. Too bad I'm not in Arkansas. This man would have my vote in a heartbeat.

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@Laura88Lee Ma'am that's called adhd. Lol. Welcome to the club. 🤗

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@flyaway_k You win today. 🤣

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@Omega_Manx Mine. Lol. Shes a lab/pit/aussie/blue heeler mix. Shes the bestest girl.

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@GrossvatterB Nope. Not a thing. If these people were smarter they'd realize they're just greasy. 😂 that's why the magnets stick.

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@BadBradRSR Love a craftsman.

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@catsandbuds420 I'd get it. My SO doesn't get to tell me I'm not allowed to do ANYTHING.

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@Lurpee Beautiful home! 😍

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@jdstalnaked Happy anniversary. I'm a day late as usual. Hope you guys had a great day. ❤