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If the Rays and Brewers meet in the World Series they’re actually just going to run the series in a computer simulation 1000 times to determine the outcome

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everyone pray for @marionawful, ukraine has bombed his primary source of income

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ME: oh so what? because you think i'm POOR i have to leave your shop or you're going to call the cops on me? i'm telling my followers about this.

SHOP OWNER: sir, you're naked???

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the bots are actually all down because i eated them

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@kevinnbass based

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beating up an italian to celebrate indigenous peoples day

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no i didn't stop posting for a few days because my bot farm was blown up i just uhhhhh went outside for the first time in my life

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@TheFarcissist @tootaloooooo @BenVerlander Feel like if you have to make a reference to Babe Ruth for your comparison you're already on the losing side of your own debate.

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@Bullpenevents

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@RibGoneRogue @stephenasmith This is literally the end game of the party of Reagan

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@BrendanKutyNJ @Ken_Rosenthal Plz no

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@teixeiramark25 We liked Giambi more anyways

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@Joba_44 Think there’s a good chance Volpe gets a AAA reset now

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@JackCurryYES @BryanHoch Big spenders

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@BauerOutage @DanClarkSports nobody’s signing your abusive ass bro

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@rhymetaylor too late bro

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@Topps @MLB @That_MikeyMo23 @rhymetaylor

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@huntereese3540 @TheCUTCH22 you don’t get out much huh

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@elonmusk @ThomasSowell you are the one being subsidized you dipshit