Jade Sherman

Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever.

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Just got a message from a sugar daddy IG account. I think it’s time for me to finally live up to my potential. I either get paid or murdered, and I see that as a win win

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

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[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

“If you wanna bump uglies run into a mirror..” brilliant words from my guy @Alexand02041260

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

If you don’t want me at my caterpie, you don’t deserve me at my butterfree. #onlyrealonesknow #iykyk

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

@caitap Don’t play with me. This is very serious business

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Suckity, suck suck suck. This suuuuuuckssss.

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

I always feel like a total dumpster fire when I look at all the fit hotties on insta UNTIL I see them post a gym pic wearing full face makeup, bragging about their “gains” when they have like 50lbs on the bar to squat🤣🤣🤣

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

If any aspiring sugar daddies wanna practice sending money, you know, just to see if it’s a good fit for you, I’ll gladly receive it

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

A lot of you didn’t grow up with family who hit you twice for flinching and it shows

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Sometimes when I’m bored or feelin saucy I go on fb to shit on the town racist with bible verses about how Jesus was a brown socialist.

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

@TiffyHamilton Let’s goooooo

[🍄 @TiffyHamilton]

Do you ever just get mad that he’s out there somewhere showing your sandwich secrets to some other bitch like it was his idea. How dare he.

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Doing a shot for every old person I see using the Liberian flag in their 4th of July posts tomorrow because they can’t manage technology 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Dreaming of betrayal. Hoping my subconscious is wrong, but she usually isn’t.

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

Damn this hit me

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

@TiffyHamilton Lol I know. Still funny though, and defiantly trueeeeee

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

If you don’t talk to your friends about #sobershafthairs are they really your friends? 🤣🤣 @TiffyHamilton

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

@Alexand02041260 It’s funny because it’s sad. Duh

[Jade Sherman @fun_size18]

“If I see someone over the age of 27 that still has light in their eyes I just assume something is wrong with them” -Alex