Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics

when your penny stock Hail Mary get rich quick idea doesn't 5000X, & u lose $/wife, obviously it must be the SEC/FINRA/shorts' fault, not b/c you're an imbecile

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@mouser58907 AI showing it lacks all common sense.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@choffstein My kids call me Dada when addressing me, and talk about me as "Daddy" when not directly addressing me. I always thought that was weird but i like it, so I have 2 names. My wife has even adopted their lingo, which is also weird now that I think about it

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@Wumbacombo @BrilliantMaps "Also these youtubers make up the frontline numbers with scant data"... followed by a youtube link. My man, it's hard to take you seriously

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

@pete_rizzo_ Now you can be the only CEO to have that happen twice.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@WesternOrderFTW @FoxBusiness Reality is where the ideological rubber meets the financial road. Living in an info bubble has real world costs in so many spheres; financially, socially, and probably health, for the most extreme zealots out there.

[World Order @WesternOrderFTW]

Conservative boomers don't care about their money as long as @FoxBusiness pumps sunshine up their retired floppity buttholes. Screenshots taken within seconds of each other.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

#Olemissvsmiami Did the ref crew get swapped at halftime? How can the same human minds pickup the flag in the first half and call targeting for THAT in the second half? Multiple personality disorder? The fix? With no dog in this fight I feel I have a genuinely unbiased lens. Wow

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@benshapiro Fat chicks and little rightwing midgets getting it on here! This is exactly why they made the internet. Play your parts little soldiers.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@unusual_whales amazing how people degrade themselves

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@SciGuySpace @Rogozin The waste of local tokens (rubles) from corruption & embezzlement for the construction of the Vostochny complex looks even worse now, didn't think that was possible but here we are, Russia gonna Russia in classic Russian form.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

Anyone out there know if there is a way to get an alert when @Lane_Kiffin is about to make his announcement so I can catch it live?

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@Ksidiii This is nothing like 2017. In 2017 there was comically low volatility. Could have bought weekly ATM calls and basically printed money. 2025 is volatile af. Weird take

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@elonmusk Fuck yes it is. A centrist party. MILITANTLY centrist, not pansy ass "let's compromise with lunatics to the left and right ".

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@SecScottBessent @POTUS Waste of my time but, how did u come to think that some peoples' labor (tips) shouldn't be taxed, but others should? Plz explain the logic. What is more virtuous about earnings via making cappuccino vs, uh, fixing leaky pipes or mopping floors at schools? Will hang up & listen

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@choffstein Expenses are a killer. Come on, it's not like you're directly holding/securing bitcoin or bars of gold bullion yourselves. I WAS interested, but after looking at the ER I can't justify this. Been a big fan of you & resolve, nothing personal, RSSX just not worth the ER, imo.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

$RSSX tomorrow. It'll be somewhat interesting to watch the evolution of the gold/bitcoin allocation over time.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@basso_tom @MilaLovesJoe Going swell

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@ReubenR80027912 Exactly the opposite of you. The last 15 or so years has taught me that the boomers can't GTFO soon enough. They've squandered so much of the civilization that their fathers and grandfathers worked for and handed to them on a silver platter with matching spoon.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@mitchdmoore Not sure "need" is correct word here. The more data the better. Ask any1 who does this professionally. You have no idea how valuable detailed and accurate data from long ago is. In a lot of cases it is already lost to time compared to the tick level data of the last 20-30yrs.

[Exec Director of Hedge Fund Pyrotechnics @FundPyrotechnic]

@JoachimMo1985 Exactly.