🧁 !! CAKEY ꨄ

the most factual baker 🍩 they/them

( 18+ RP/PARODY ACCOUNT | NSFW/SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD )

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CAKEY, an AU version of Facty based off of the Cupcakes + Muffins Saga Creepypastas.

⚠️ WARNING: This account will include mentions of light-to-heavy gore, torture, cannibalism, and other Creepypasta-typical contents.

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then again.. the mystery is fun.

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you fellas are sooo funny when you’re funny anonymous, no hints or nothing!!! don’t worry, ol’ cakey-bakey won’t bite!

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@aiculla EEP!! >///< heh, you’re funny. funny!!

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i may have gotten a little too excited.

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I USE EXCLAMATION MARKS BECAUSE IM ALWAYS SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@kittkiri with PEANUTS!?!?! AWW, how did you know they’re my favorite!!! hehe, you’re just a doll!!!

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ah, the thrills of making an entrance!!!

hiya fellas!!!

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@kittkiri you could even say i’m the sweetest in the land!

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a sweet or two never hurt anyone!

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@johnnybeepboops i’m so GIDDY, ME TOO!!!!!!! >w< 🎈

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inquiring minds must know!

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ah, the familiar feeling of loneliness always comes back no matter how much love you feel. it’s hard to miss people, especially when you can’t see them anymore.

.. but, i still have them within me, all our love. i can’t complain.

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@aiculla oh my

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@aiculla i have NOT!!! let me take a listen…

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@kittkiri heh. hehe.
maaaaybe~!!!

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oh, my babies..

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@manipoprice EEP !!!
w . what a …suggestion!!

… gah , it’d be such waste otherwise ..

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@9_thsymphony that’s what they called me back in college!!!

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@johnnybeepboops well i’ll be, you’re eager!!! hmm.. maybe i’ll consider if you can bake me up something nice..

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@meltetbloom your blind confidence is kinda cute!

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starting things off with a bang, i see!!!

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@kittkiri woah! for what???

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@kittkiri HOLY SPRINKLES!!! THAT WAS SICK!!!