@chamath Do you live in NY? If not, is it because you are a complete fucking tool who sucks his own dick a ton? Tell your fucking dorky “I call the cops on everyone” bitch ass friends to leave NY and sell their corny ass basic ass apartments at a discount. I’m buying
@chamath Bro this is so dickless and corny. You are seriously such a dweeb, the cringe levels are off the richter scale here and you are already King Cringe. Hall monitor ass, nobody likes you at all, even the people who you think do are contractually obliged to.
Huge celebration tomorrow for 10yrs of Funhouse Comedy. Come by for the show and afterparty! Can’t believe it has been 10yrs of doing this show weekly. @Sameermon@gabe_pacheco
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us. 🧵
God damn we have a hot one tomorrow (Wednesday) night! Feat @rojoperezzz @AmamahSardar @sameermon@mralexpavone and friends @petescandystore 10pm Come have a laugh!