nowaynope

Unfortunately, it's all true.

[The Vertlartnic @TheVertlartnic]

Man Develops Controversial Theory After Not Liking Existing Explanation

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[nowaynope @funk62out]

@keetmuise Faraway hug, keith. 💜

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@OrevaZSN @LaniBeno Also Covid made a lot of people alcohol intolerant.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Let us learn to be rich in a different way: more attentive to relationships, more intent on valuing the common good, more attached to the local area, more grateful in welcoming and integrating those who come to live with us.

[nowaynope @funk62out]

@Kenneth33071904 I almost spit out my drink. I laugh so I don’t cry.

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@esjesjesj No. But I will celebrate more barilla!

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@catladyactivist I’m sorry about your furry friend. 💜

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@jzux

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@malcolmkenyatta

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@RoKhanna @pennslinger

[HisRoyalFlyness The Timbersmith @FlyIngenuity]

I love this.

[nowaynope @funk62out]

I won a ward committee seat in Philly today. Lackadaisical ward leaders have been losing their own committee seats today. Rabb won his race. We are DONE with the complacency.

[nowaynope @funk62out]

@DrNeilStone You forgot respirators.

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@KashPrime @sameo416 Or we could, hear me out…

Mask. On. Planes.

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

It really seems like the first response for everyone exposed to the hantavirus was to immediately travel to as many novel places as possible and open mouth kiss all of their countrymen

[Thoni Gilles (PhD) @GillesThoni]

Une maladie contagieuse 48h avant l'arrivée des premiers symptômes et dont le test pcr positive 72h après la survenue des symptômes, sur une période d'incubation pouvant atteindre 6-8sem laisse une fenêtre d'erreur en matière de stratégie de prévention/protection plutôt large.

[Julie Bush @julie_bush]

i think covid has made it more likely we will rapidly suffer another pandemic:

— many now believe covid lockdowns / vaccines / precautions were a conspiracy & covid is just the flu (meanwhile it’s mass disabling ppl to this day

— covid destroyed immune systems & cognitive abilities at scale, making populations less able to fight off the next pandemic

— people are angry about any sacrifices they thought they were forced to make due to covid and now are less willing to self-sacrifice in any way for the greater good

— loss of grey matter & frontal lobe damage from covid across the entire population means less empathy from all humans. no one cares anymore if people suffer and die due to their selfish choices (witness the behavior we see all around us now)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can we get AI to actually pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots have to become screenwriters?

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???