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And Lo, Earth was empty of form and void. Darkness was over the face of the deep. And We said: 'Look at that fucker Dance.’

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my dad always had the realest advice. when i was an older teen he put his hand on my shoulder and said “kid, you have inherited my aggressively abnormal thought process but you’re also conventionally attractive and good at sports so just lead with that until you’re about 25.”

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@MegaBasedChad It has always been sales once you go high enough up the chain

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@SCHIZO_FREQ @SodokuPolitburo That is fair, there is admittedly utility in that it provides a "why" data point behind the "what" data point of the election result.

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@SodokuPolitburo @SCHIZO_FREQ Neither of the people interacting with you on this are leftist, just critical of a method that does not provide value. It shows up in the discourse we're having right now, and there's no need to look for the polls when you have actual election results.

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@deepfates In fact, in the last several years when we discovered rage captures attention even better than sex, we also discovered distributing it at scale via bots on socials can get more human users to interact with that bot (and each other).

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@deepfates Skeptical bc product quality and revenue/profit are not always as correlated as users would like. Meta platforms are full of bot engagement slop, and the per-unit payout isn't adjusted for whether the engagement is human.

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@ayesha_fatiima Specific story is probably fake but the most valuable skill is and always was good business judgement.

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@1thousandfaces_ @deepfates I think I'm going to re-read the brothers karamazov or something of that caliber every year or so to counteract this.

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@yacineMTB Idk this reads like a grifter marketing ploy tbh

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@SodokuPolitburo @SCHIZO_FREQ Going to take a wildddd guess that it's the "beating unarmed minorities on video" part that's the issue, not the deportation.

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@elaifresh @DanaGoldstein suggested subtitle: journalist burns her credibility to the ground when data does not agree with her priors

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the orchids are blooming again on my table
everything you left for dead
thrives

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@er1enney0ung how else would i find my feminine boys

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@__drewface can we submit to the zine hehe

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@Nexuist @Rididelduol @sympatheticopp your wish is my command

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@steph_zunz i started doing a metta meditation a few times a week and a three page letter to a higher power first thing in the morning since november. it's done a lot for me.

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@HotForMoot sad for u :(

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@SkotiVi @mrbergmann @unusual_whales why would you have a car in nyc?

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@Duderichy i am too hyper not being able to move for more than 3 hours is so stressful for me

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@steph_zunz yes

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@HotForMoot date gen z they will literally flood you phone