🏳️‍⚧️xenon but comms are open🏳️‍⚧️

transandrophobia affected, he/they, your next line will be ok pronouns in bio toyu, Isabelle, villager, ness

[🏳️‍⚧️xenon but comms are open🏳️‍⚧️ @funkytime69]

https://t.co/EK2A0Y2Xwb

[heather @prettyalbatross]

just saw a toddler wearing an "i ❤️ overreacting shirt." has to be some sort of crazy mind game to make your kid wear that.

[Twojstary @trzylfik]

@Chappytoa Why do they treat beinf awkward and bad at socializing as being evil

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

my wife and i both fell asleep during our four year old’s afternoon “quiet time” during which he consumed unsupervised approximately eighty dollars worth of farmers market berries 👍🏻

[glunk @glunkinator]

It's almost as if the plants give it soul, crazy right?

[Haloperidoll @lithiatedyke]

This sign would go really hard if you're in psychosis

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

PLEASE do not put photos of your ACTUAL father on your IG story set to Father Figure by George Michael. That’s not what that means!!!!

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

homophobia scare me because imagine being an amazing child, sibling, friend & none of it matters once they find out you're gay.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

explained to gf that the reason we file tax returns in the U.S. is because an amount is automatically deducted from our paychecks and the return determines whether the correct amount of tax was actually deducted and she was genuinely shocked

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

spongebob doesn't have hair yet doesn't read as bald. while squidward is 100% bald somehow

[brian @brianonhere]

one of my favorite things to see in the wild is a couple who definitely used to be problematically age-gapped but are now just two middle age people

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

I used to hate/spiral abt it but now find it funny when c¡s acquaintances who I'm speaking to pronounce my name correctly from the jump, and then after talking for a bit internally panic thinking they've done so wrong and begin saying it in a way Lev has never b4 been pronounced

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[devil.ears @earsofadevil]

the fact it's a sheep guy who's seeming to only cast canines is also very telling of today's culture and i like that detail a lot

[annie 👑🐈 @wonderseabreeze]

?you mean this ?

[A͓̽s͓̽h͓̽l͓̽e͓̽y͓̽ @arxonbby]

The cis HR lady at my job asked "can I ask you a personal question?", which is almost never leading to a good question if you're trans, but she just asked if I had changed my name legally and if I wanted help with it since she's done it before 🥺

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Men yearn for praise

[george @idobadtakes]

When they go crazy for Buc-ee's or even the Houston skyline I get it, but this level of pandering is just sad

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Diva let’s get you to a Wegmans

[NederigBriljant @NederigBriljant]

Ze liegen en bedriegen echt alles bij elkaar voor een beetje aandacht van die Amerikanen. Kankersukkel 😭