Funmi

What you read here is my always evolving philosophy on life...love...and everything in-between.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

I write a thread once in a while. Here's a curation of some of them.

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

“How Lagos underdeveloped the rest of Nigeria.”

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Amaechi of all people.

Anyway, when a man is determined to lose, one has a moral obligation to ensure that he does.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

How are they surviving in the rain? My goodness.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Words fail me. Is this how children and their teachers will remain in the bush? Abducted, dehumanised, uncertain of whether they will ever return home? Is this life?

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Ah!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Are you seeing this?

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

Tw: cuidado con Paraguay, la sorpresa del Mundial

Paraguay:

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

And then the monkeys would starve because they’d realize there weren’t actually 1 trillion bananas, but only the promise of 1 trillion bananas that could be produced by a special banana tree that only the dead monkey knew how to grow.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

@ruheisher Too often, it is merely Twitter draped in the robes of long-form prose.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

It's frightening that we are increasingly expected to carry on as though this were not a national tragedy, but simply another Thursday.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Words fail me. Is this how children and their teachers will remain in the bush? Abducted, dehumanised, uncertain of whether they will ever return home? Is this life?

[Funmi @funmiodede]

A kilogram of gas is 2,500.

APC is a curse.

[Wole @Kingwole]

Obsessing over the fortune of the wealthy is a low intellect activity, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Snail wey I pick after rain yesterday na 28,700 I sell am

If you like Dey do weather for two...

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

47,000 likes for this whine.

I am 62. I have worked since I was 16. I have savings and an ok 401k, and will never own a home.

Your bio says, "I wasted money on a Master's." Your 2024 tweets say you moved to an island "having the best time of my life."😱

This may be a YOU problem!

But fear not! You still have time! When I was 52, my savings was nil and my 401k tiny. Divorce at 55 forced me to go into high gear and start saving. Today I'm not rolling in Benjamins, but I'm doing ok.

Start saving now! Enjoy fewer islands, do more work! You can do it! (Nobody is going to do it for you.)

Elon Musk being rich didn't make you poor.

[josie elewa, some way for poor people? @Promythious]

Everyone crying cannot point this out btw. They think say I go follow them Dey hope and retweet aggressively for all eyes on the judiciary for 2027 with all my mustache. Sorry. Once they lose, make all of them go house go sleep. Nobody must do any press conference.

[dru. squatch @hurtch]

This is an ideology that only brings pain and suffering, you don’t need to give it any grace.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Oh, now I understand your bio.

[Khan Kenny🇳🇬 @salientnigerian]

@NotJustOs @hurtch @ManuelX9999 Communism removes the incompetent government and replaces it with one incapable of incompetence. Capitalism ENABLES state incompetence.

Dangote refines your fuel for a price because NNPC is incompetent.

Amotekun secures the streets for a price because the NPF is incompetent.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

Rather than implementing State Police, he wants to use his first year for excursion.

[Àlúbàríkà 🇳🇬 @Iyoaiye_]

"I cannot know the problems of Nigeria until I become the President"... Peter Obi🤣🤣🤣

And the gbajue is criticizing and proffering unrealistic solutions from outside.

This man is never a person to be taken seriously..

#RenewedHope #DemocracyDay

[Karina Klaas @KarinaKlaas]

@DissentFu I think your situation would be exactly the same if there wasn’t a trillionaire. He has just become one in the last 2 days - you‘ve had a 52 year run up.

[Funmi @funmiodede]

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[Funmi @funmiodede]

Gentlewomen and gentlemen, today, for your gusto and edification, please find attached.