Justin Woodall

Pastor of @Citychurchstp (PCA) in downtown St. Petersburg. This account is pretty much just jokes + baseball +Emo music +Presbyterian Arcana. Uncool, I promise.

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Tying a bow tie is like riding a bike; you can really skin your knees up if you do it wrong.

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@CAHutch1990 @AJamesMcCarthy Bravo on the Smashing Pumpkins reference!

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@TheCornDog All of this is fine and good, except for one thing. How can anyone detest French cooking!? Escoffier and Careme were geniuses.

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Our church’s baptism t-shirts are onesies. Let the reader understand.

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@brheiny @airmailer I’m a big fan of @SparkMailApp especially if you have multiple email addresses and want a unified inbox and “remind me later” function.

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@TayVictoria8 Just wait til you see the ‘26 Green Bench Brewing merch!

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@RaeWhitlock Can confirm.

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@elimcgowan City Church St. Petersburg ;)

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@warne Don’t listen to the noise. Slow and low in a ramen broth.

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@brheiny @markhoppus @blink182 @NicholasMcD @samhaist I’m seeing them again a week from tomorrow with my oldest son.

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@stephenspin I write my sermons in it. I have found it really helpful.

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@sdesocio @pauljpastor American Football? Further Seems Forever? I mean ASC is amazing, but the full stop is a little much. Give them some Mineral and watch them light up.

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Keep the Optimus in Prime Day #reasonfortheseason

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@JoshuaTorrey If it’s not Aretha Frankenstein’s, change your plans.

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@JoshuaTorrey @JKruAK Even better was getting called into the "principal's" office and questioned about my tweet, lol

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@MAGrainger__ This is a real struggle, not going to lie.

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If you have teenage sons, summertime is just cleaning the macaroni pot over and over and over again.

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@JPPetersonshow @MLB @RaysBaseball Now do Pittsburgh...Oh wait, doesn't fit the narrative.

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Happy Rex Manning Day!

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Situation:

#SellTheTeam