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'I've said it once and I'll say it again, quasar game maximum vacuum rotation spin'

[Fucking Motherfucker @fuxtain]

This is a good thing

[val @valtryeks]

i disagree with calling lamelo “melo” but calling castle “steph” is worse

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> chinese man boils a baby with coffee
> kid left mutilated
> fucks off back to China
> Sewell demands justice
> court convicts him for speaking up
> judge tells him to chill and be tolerant
> gets punished with community service

Two-tier justice rules the Anglosphere

[toad @punishedtoad88]

"Looksmaxxing is bad, ignore that I'm wearing 5 lbs of makeup"

[sebb @jamorant_france]

Dernier tweet après on passe à autre chose mais celle là elle fait trop mal.. 💔

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Two months later and this short clip is all there is, Onion 100% cut their losses and quietly canned this.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

So let me get this straight.

The House passes Internet ID (ending anonymity/free speech online) but not Voter ID (to prevent election fraud) meanwhile the Supreme Court rejects ending Birthright Citizenship—the entire US Government is against the American people at this point.

[SmithT @SkeetMonth]

Patrick after he sees Anthony Fantano's Review

[X Games @XGames]

Juni Kung wins his first X Games gold with a nollie backside 270 heelflip to boardslide 270 out of the 12-stair handrail in @monsterenergy Men’s Skateboard Street Best Trick at @moonpay X Games Sacramento! 🥇

[Fucking Motherfucker @fuxtain]

Man if only there were signs. Maybe instances of past behavior we could look to.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Chris Brown has been found liable by a jury for $13M over his dog mauling and disfiguring his housekeeper

• She was taking out the trash and was viciously attacked by his 200-pound caucasian shepherd

• Brown fled the scene instead of calling 911 when it happened because he was afraid there'd be a 'media circus'

(via @billboard)

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

If one of the reasons you like something is because it pisses off an imaginary audience, that thing probably isn’t that good on its own merits

[MariaGraceVT🤍🐑 @MariaGraceVT]

You would be charged with a hate crime if you described this scene to another person without video evidence.

THEY ARE LITERALLY DRIVING FREE CANDY VANS AT THE PRIDE PARADE AND GETTING KIDS TO GO IN THEM. ARE WE SERIOUS???

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

No offense, but it looks like the ass crack of a dude who doesn’t wipe.

[The Evil Maestro Morgan @MaestroMorgan17]

This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards

[Fucking Motherfucker @fuxtain]

@MiiaTzu The only way it could've been written

[Raves @Ravers]

They could’ve hidden LeBron’s next team a little better… 💀

[Fucking Motherfucker @fuxtain]

@supernotfunny18 @krack932 So she got kicked cuz she's famous?

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓶𝓪𝓷 🍊 @7UICEB0X]

LaMelo really got this shit swept under the rug FAST

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA