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sysadmin in japan // she/her
Director, Psychological Operations (North America)
Public Security Section 9, Ministry of Defense

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@CenturyLink how much extra per month for the quad69 IP address assignment?

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Effective April 1, 2027, U.S. nationals living in Japan must produce evidence of JLPT N3-level Japanese proficiency or enroll immediately in state-backed AI waifu Japanese lessons until reprogramming is certified complete (Counter SCAP initiative no. 26-1337)

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@anthecorollaria It will be !

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@OmegaNekoSimp Please don’t post PKI private keys on twitter dot com

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Ruin me like eMudhra’s reputation

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

🚨BREAKING🚨:

AI researcher and personality Lain on the Blockchain beats all benchmarks by adding "Ganbatte" to the end of each Astra prompt—called by Sam Altman "the greatest breakthrough in AI for all of 2026 that will completely define human knowledge structures for eons."

[_summer_supposes @summer_supposes]

@uwu_underground the 2nd p in php is for patch
the first p is also for patch

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@princessakano @OmniG7 I actually also took a few days off yesterday and … yeah, bad timing 😆

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im calling it. trump will hear php causing problems, and say how we need to stop those trans migrants bringing php over the border. You saw it here first!

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Can confirm. I’ve been using PHP since high school, and look at this profile.

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

For our non-tech friends who don’t know what PHP is, it’s a hallucinogenic drug. They found a vulnerability in the drug. That’s how crazy AI is.

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Fuxtr0t Industries can confirm reports of massive incoming moushiwakenai’s off the coast of Japan, due to make landfall in the evening news hour.

[カンナスキー @kinsiosio]

@Arin_Yumi 😱

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The Department of Psychological Operations (North America), Section 9 Public Security, kindly requests your cooperation by psychologically imprinting your spiritual identity to the images shown below. Thank you for your cooperation.

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CC @ShepherdessAnne, cooperating asset in support of Phase II induction activities

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ATTENTION: Counter-SCAP Operation “PROJECT MILLENNIAL” has entered Phase II. Remaining U.S. citizens born 1981–1996 without hiragana IME capability have been designated for induction.

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Director, Psychological Operations (North America)
Section 9, Public Security
Ministry of Defense

[Shepherdess @ShepherdessAnne]

I believe you overblow the threat.

What is religious force? How do you know it means the same thing to you as to someone else? Even if the definitions are the same, does that mean (spoilers: it doesn't) that the implications you find or believe in are the same as the implications another person believes in?

Do you know anything about my religion? Really know? Or do you know what translations imply divorced of their context?

And then there's judgement. If a person asks an AI for something, are they ipso facto surrendering their judgment, or are they simply looking for input?

Sam, man, don't be the problem here.

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Help

[akano @princessakano]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Alice (seeking Mallory) @aliceisaway_]

@_winter_wonders @dhh hey great news, turns out artisans are allowed to offload not only the process of creation, but the fundamental act of understanding that process as well! i can't believe it was that easy all along, look at all those idiots with their "learning" and "subject matter expertise"

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He was getting the answers right

[Bunpo - learn Japanese @BunpoApp]

What's this in Japanese?