Lizzie Lau

Me? I'm not actually sure what's happening. I thought you'd know.

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

It's 2026 and STILL not every jacket/hoodie/outerwear has a secure pocket for my phone SHAMEFUL

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@beemyli Person who asks for the date should pay. Just basic manners.

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@MeghanEMurphy I genuinely dont understand why/how this happens though? Did he get bad at sex? Did she never enjoy it to begin with? Is it indicative of some other underlying problem? I dont understand just deciding sex with your partner is icky all of a sudden?

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@maaaackle I'll never understand why grocery shopping is the hill the car obsessed die on. It's if it's really such an onerous task just have them delivered. Like, there are practical reasons to own a car if u want, & some people just like them, but this discourse is so weird & pointless

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@MassJumbo You could just have your groceries delivered. No one is making you go every day.

[Living Dead Goth 🖤 @Ragdoll_Inc]

Bro, you leave her because your deadweight is the ONLY weight she needs to lose and she deserves a man who actually likes her. Hope this helps!

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@theistinthought If we need a lot at once we just get them delivered. Easy.

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@archer_rs I mean, I know how to swim because i love swimming, but I know many adults who dont know how? Is it really that unusual??

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@LadyDemosthenes Have they stopped teaching computer skills in schools?? I learned Excel and PowerPoint in middle school as well as typing, do they not do this any more? We also learned Microsoft office basics

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@thebagworker Certainly not advocating for this - but, silver lining, the same thing happened to my husband and he can now write and do most things equally well with both hands, so there's that at least

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@zaynahbear You look incredible omg!!

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

BREAKING🚨 Trump spent all week bragging that he got Stephen Colbert “fired.” Less than 24 hours later, Colbert was back on TV with Jack White, Eminem, Steve Buscemi, and Jeff Daniels — flipping him the bird from a tiny public access studio in Michigan.

Thursday night, after 11 years, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ended on CBS. Trump immediately took a victory lap, posting an AI video of himself grabbing Colbert and throwing him into a dumpster, then dancing on the lid.

He ranted that Colbert was “talentless,” celebrated that he was “finally finished,” and basically declared himself the man who got a critic taken off network TV.

The party lasted about 23 hours.

Friday at 11:30 p.m., Colbert popped back up — not on a major network, but on Monroe Community Media 1 in Monroe, Michigan, hosting the local public‑access show “Only in Monroe.” He read goofy local news, roasted his former bosses at CBS, and welcomed surprise guests Jack White and Jeff Daniels.

Then came cameos from Steve Buscemi and hometown legend Eminem, who wandered onto the set just to show they were in on the joke. All that star power, crowding into a community‑access studio, just to send one message: you can’t cancel someone who won’t shut up.

“It’s been an excruciating 23 hours without being on TV,” Colbert deadpanned, before thanking Monroe Community Media for having him “before they get acquired by Paramount.” That’s the whole story in one line: Trump can lean on billionaires and corporate bosses. He can post his little AI cartoons.

But he cannot actually make a voice disappear if that person is determined to keep talking — even if it’s from the most bare‑bones cable channel in Michigan.

This is what authoritarian types never understand. Censoring a critic doesn’t kill the criticism. It amplifies it. By gloating over Colbert’s finale and literally sharing a fantasy of throwing him in the trash, Trump turned a late‑night host into a free‑speech folk hero.

Instead of quietly exiting the stage, Colbert got a new, bigger story: the comic who went from CBS to public access overnight just to prove that comedy doesn’t belong to corporations or presidents.

Now the clip that’s going viral isn’t Trump’s AI dumpster video. It’s Colbert sitting in a cramped local studio with Jack White and Eminem, laughing about how fast he bounced back. Everyone’s talking about the comedian Trump tried to erase — and how small, petty, and thin‑skinned the president looks in comparison.

Whatever Colbert does next, he’s going to be living rent‑free in Trump’s head the entire time. And the more Trump tries to silence him, the louder that little public‑access studio in Monroe is going to sound.

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@TheLaurenChen It sucks their parents never taught them, but once you're an adult that's not really an excuse. My parents never taught me, I had to teach myself, and it's never Been easier with YouTube & a million cooking blogs. Also we weren't required to take cooking in school, so I never did

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@damnidc__ Oh gosh when I was 19 one of my friends briefly dated a 31 year old and me and the other friends teased her ENDLESSLY about how old and weird he was til she dumped his old ass 😭😭 we were like babe EEEEWWWWW

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@cutiieepie6 She's so beautiful 🥰🥰

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@SummrWrites Still have the massive crocheted afghan my grandma gave me for my 10th birthday 🩵🩵

[Lizzie Lau @fuzzified]

@KenCook_KC @_wej01 This is actually the norm where i live (australia.) Many restaurants will refuse to split bills. You get used to settling up yourself