Franklin Faust

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@Radkey Y’all killed it🤘

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@lehmannthiago Definitely go with the purple 😍

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@davidcrosss You should read the bill (it’s only 3 very short pages and this post is misleading).

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@conor_draws The Vermin Underground
or perhaps
The Swampy-Tonk Trio

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

By the transitive property, Porco Rosso is the zodiac killer

[Sonia @sony_baloney]

@davramdavram @TheGoodLiars Porco Rosso wore it better.

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@Pandatheist Thanks for the tip! I’ll check it out :)

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@Pandatheist How does this Zinequest thing work? I’d like to try to put one out next time the opportunity comes around!

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

Imagine being tall and afraid of heights

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@CableThanos_ Very primordial

[Eliza Collins @elizacollins1]

Sanders goes off script "By the way, if the Democrats gain control of the Senate you're looking at the chairman of the Subcommittee on Health. Trust me that the health care industry and the drug companies will understand a very new reality when that happens."

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@LeonTyler01 @dpakman You’re right: Scientists aren’t always correct. But only a minuscule minority of climate scientists don’t think that climate change is caused by human activity. When the stakes are this high, doing nothing because of that tiny % isn’t a good bet. It’s dangerous to ignore.

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@AliceDreger You don’t know chad

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@LaTiaJacquise Unfollowed you so you could bask in the nice one last time. I’ll follow you back later

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@danimae_uwu Froofoofkloofoof

[Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell]

Seriously, there are enormous storms of ammonia-laced mushballs on Jupiter. https://t.co/oNCwPNqn4P

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

Honest question: Why doesn’t Trump spray tan his ears?

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Starting today, US hospitals are banned from reporting COVID data to the Centers for Disease Control.

Instead, they must report it to a no-bid, privately-contracted server under control of the Trump political apparatus.

https://t.co/UP1NHcd7Bw

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@MTBlack2567 Expectation: escape from an Orwellian “1984” fantasy city before the Divine Chancellor captures you and forces your participation in a trial by combat that will lead to almost certain death.

Reality: murder hobo sideshow with a weird fixation on asking npcs about the rats

[Franklin Faust @fxavierfaust]

@ichaydon @statnews You did the right thing by sharing this. Glad that you’re feeling better!