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and no I said no I won't No

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today seems like a good day to avoid Twitter

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@SusanHopki10036 @ThroughCheated @PresKrekorian Hey so someone from the Trump administration is overseeing the election results. Hope this helps.

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@litig8r99 @verbaluced @elijahwood @alamodrafthouse Idk a staff member at the Alamo crab walked through the row to drop off a receipt during the really heartbreaking silent moment in Past Lives, and I’ve never been back since.

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@sikander69 @Polymarket @grok Every host country gets to propose additional sports that aren’t normally in the Olympics. Paris did breakdancing and some others. US is doing flag football, squash, and some others.

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@DavidWohl @CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ Dear god, please tell me you’re not actually a defense attorney

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@yammdodgers @ohitfdb I don’t know if you live in LA, but this tracks every promo: https://t.co/cXk3QGpfz6

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@GreenEggs1985 @TheMetsX Sure, drinking and driving is illegal but doesn’t mean people don’t do it

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@GreenEggs1985 @TheMetsX Yeah, so anyway, it’s also illegal in Puerto Rico.

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@elischoop Love this album and still remember it. Was kinda glad I forgot when Steven was leaning in super fucking hard on being her.. grand-nephew

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@lifeof_jer @HORISracing you use the same API key for staging and prod?

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@rowdyburns1978 @SaveYourCinema Right? I don’t understand the move here.

“If you don’t give me a firm timeline for re-opening, I’m going to protest and try to stop you from doing one of the things you need to re-open and be able to sustain a business.”

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@SaveYourCinema It would be quite literally insane to apply for a liquor license with no intention of reopening. Also didn’t you say you were stepping away from this after you picked up harassment charges?

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@HoodieAlonso 8-2 to sweep, my man.

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@akshatsharma989 @GhostHu40406586 @beatsinbrief sorry, genuine question before i respond--are you mentally challenged?

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@Evo @_MenaRD__ @daigothebeast Is anybody else old enough to remember when this wasn’t scripted?

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@BillShaikin my man out here documenting every individual piece of trash like he never takes public transportation or even walks anywhere. sure, it’s not ideal, but you know how many of us walk that bridge or up the hill on a regular basis? it’s LA, not a third world country.

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@S2zC7g @W15Mej2esY4811 my dude just discovered corners, doors, and architecture in general

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@PaperBagDev @Texas68Landon @nytimes @TheAthletic strong words from a man who lives on a couch

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@L2pir @BigNapzzz @selfdfens It’s been fun reading you spiral out over some shit that really doesn’t matter. Your music kinda sucks btw

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@Bobkelley777 @DodgersNation @YordiMLB Nah son

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@BKiley10 @17thSonSchaefer @JeffPassan may god bless y'all in 2026, truly. i wanna see something fun this year