my brain: we need to build nukes, desalination plants, LK99 , industrialize space, onshore our defense industrial base
my wife: just water the lawn anon
At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
Stuck in Atlanta for eight hours because @Delta cancelled my connecting flight the second I landed—for the fifth time in a row. Gate agent blamed “pilot shortage,” but how do you sell tickets without securing pilots first? Been a loyal customer and Amex member for years, but this is ridiculous.