Gabe Hammersmith

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Hey @newrelic, thanks for helping me track down this bottleneck.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@VZWSupport Can you please DM me a list of the limits on each of your unlimited plans?

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Hey @VZWSupport - Can you please help me understand the limits on your unlimited wireless plans?

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@joshminnich @firefox @whispersystems @Apple I suspect Safari will still be the undisputed champ of battery life, but in terms of speed, Firefox feels closer than it has in years.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Installing @firefox 57 and the stand-alone Signal desktop app by @whispersystems has improved my daily computing significantly more than @Apple High Sierra has.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

2016 was a real #Trumpsterfire. Happy Holidays from @revmsg https://t.co/tvGGThGJlG

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Thanks to @veraciousvegan for making DC trips easy. I wish all cities had an equally thorough vegan dining resource: https://t.co/jCwfmfeJk2

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@drew_mc Sleep is the cousin of death

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

I've successfully offloaded chapped lip remediation to the @awscloud

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@wlkh @michaelwhitney - Our system only accepts SHOUTcast streams for hold music. LMK If ya'll know of an ad-free *cast stream!

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@jitbit Thanks! It might be useful to see @jitbithelpdesk mentioned here: https://t.co/N1zQEpzk3Z

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@jitbit Is there an offsite jitbit status page? http://t.co/LP9KGxfHhA seems to be down right now.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Today I joined a food co-op just to stick it to THE MAN.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Shout out to @googleanalytics for alerting me to the 1337 hax0rs on my site before I got pwn3d.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

RIP HTTP

https://t.co/W5R2UEGiFs

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Current status: over caffeinated, tired, paralyzed by indecision. #SundayFunday

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

So much bad community support advice. So little time.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

I wish there was some wearable tech that was more subtle than a wristwatch or glasses. I'd preorder Apple underwear. Or Google undershirt.

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

More evidence to suggest that I may in fact be a millennial. https://t.co/XxeNN0vjc6

[Slashdot @slashdot]

Except For Millennials, Most Americans Dislike Snowden http://t.co/IIi51ixBAK

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

Quotes to live by:

"Write programs that do one thing and do it well. Write programs to work together."

https://t.co/pOO0G0Xe3u

[Gabe Hammersmith @gabehammersmith]

@LAURENSTARRETT Honestly, you're more of a guru.