my absolute favorite part of the mlb playoffs every year is watching derek jeter get placed in his own personal dante’s inferno with each circle being a different rendition of big papi’s “daaaa yankees lose”. it warms my heart.
Listen bro I’m sorry the Yankees got swept and your ex soft-launched her new boyfriend in her insta story but we really need you to channel that pain into adult kickball tonight.
One of my favorite yearly traditions is the pure disdain on Derek Jeter’s face when Big Papi is yelling “JANKEES LOSE!” while laughing up a storm. You can see Jeter questioning why he ever agreed to be on that set every time it happens. Priceless.