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Unspooling

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@soapylettuce Just learned today actually that 86 is slang for to get rid of something. Origin disputed

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Funny Carson on the Delight Show

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I cant come up with tweets anymore sophie. Im sorry

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Uber everywhere...unless the driver has diarrhea

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I love movies made in the generation when like whoopee cushions were first invented

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Leslie Nielson Boyfriend

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Took a minute there to really love and appreciate my phone

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Do you ever just lie there and be hungry

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If you take a long enough walk and it starts to rain, people dont have an umbrella at first but then they start to have them. Where do they get them from

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Put on an extra squirt of toothpaste on my brush and went effing insane in my mouth after that.

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Anybody else putting their hands in their pockets when they walk around whistling a tune?

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Did some shit i was NOT supposed to understand last night lmao

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Chemicals do shit you are NOT supposed to understand lmao

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When was the last time you seriously tried some thing new. Mine? Just now--frying balogna on a unicycle!

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@sophie it's just you and jamie whos got my back

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Forgot to make my tweet yesterday

[💎 Miss APJVFF 💎 @APJVFF]

just because the submarine imploded don't mean they died. ever heard of swimming? the ocean currents could help them get to the surface fast before breath run out.

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Hey guys no time to make a tweet right now

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@MarkRich388 @nocontextmemes the first one has got it right