jordan

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@Uber_Support @Uber is an absolute joke. First of all I had to install and sign in to Twitter just to maybe get a response back from you. No contact number is ridiculous. I got a new phone and number, so when I went to sign back in, I couldn’t because I don’t have my old number.

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@mattberkshire1 @doodycalls_ yea it was febreeze haha

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@doodycalls_ just do what @mattberkshire1 did and spray that person with deoderant without them noticing haha

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@barky_malarkey @pussywhisperer_ haha cmon i would never...

[gandalf the depressed @pussywhisperer_]

No matter how much I hate gally, I fucking love gally

[jordan @gallagher_12]

I bet that if destiny ezurs took pictures of me, then i could also look like a drop dead diva

[jordan @gallagher_12]

Oh man whoever invented water is a god #sogood

[jordan @gallagher_12]

Those padded toilet seats were the worst invention ever

[jordan @gallagher_12]

If i had a segway i would be almost laying on the ground haulin fuckin ass!

[jordan @gallagher_12]

My job isnt a job its a depressant

[jordan @gallagher_12]

Go to the gym or get slizzard??

[jordan @gallagher_12]

Just had to call 911 because a shawty was burning on the dance floor

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@jordangoudreau what nipple pic

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m outgoing. My best friends think I’m completely insane.

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@Samanthaklugg but now you have better combos!

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@Samanthaklugg i dunno but it sounds awesome

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@sheyword @Samanthaklugg nope

[jordan @gallagher_12]

@mdfossi 🙋