Chelsea Vegas

It's called civil rights...this is the 90s'

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

This will be my last post. It's been a swell 5 years Twitter, off to complain about things to people face to face. Cheerio.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

Look at this photograph...

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@LindseyGuenther it's great, you're welcome to visit anytime

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@LindseyGuenther thanks miss lady

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@LindseyGuenther Heyyyy!! I need your mom's number i got to talk to her!

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

People who own spiders as pets should be registered the same way we register sex offenders.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

Got up both big hills today on my bike ride, only was beat by a couple kids, one of which had tassles on her bike...#fitness

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@CKlosterman The Smiths (one of my favorite bands) provide the world with the same optimistic and depressing love song lyrics of all time

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@CKlosterman I fucking love all of your books (I Wear the Black Hat is being shipped soon)...but you're still wrong about Coldplay.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

Taco Bell trends the exact same time on the exact same night.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@lightningdelrey if it was children's world you had a right to be sobbing

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

#GOTG No beer for six months. My brother made me post this. http://t.co/EFFkNFiWSD

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

"Oh my God! Why is the world like this?!" - Me reading a rescue dog profile.

"Huh." - Me reading a person's obituary.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Researchers at MIT say fatality rate of .2 per 1 million departures makes air travel safer than any other transport, including escalators.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

Here's a thought, how about someone makes ONE universal can opener so EVERYONE can use one without guidance.

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

Watching Rosemary's Baby for the first time. My opinion: too many turtlenecks.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

To further prove that i am indeed a deep sleeper, a car accident occurred right outside my window and i'm just learning about it now.

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

I miss hockey

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

@malskiiii @millamilla90 @Donnetello6 you guys!! Let's all plan a vacation for next summer, let's do it up!

[Chelsea Vegas @gamblingonE]

No one has quoted spongebob in awhile and it makes me anxious