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[rune sword @runesword1]

guy outside my house at 1am screaming “FORM OF WOLF! FORM OF WOLF, GO!” over and over while pressing his fingers to his temples

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Most people if they had a time machine would go back and kill baby Hitler but I would go back to 2006 New York and do everything in my power to get on the cash cab

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Algid Squid @Algid_Squid]

“Splat yourself, Squigger”

[Greg Fuhhels @Greg_Fuhhels]

Forgot my sneakers and now I’m hitting back looking like a #retard

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Hey this is my homie who makes sure the dentist doesn’t touch me gay style when I’m knocked out by the gas and my other homie who watches him for the same reason

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Hey sorry my pitbull puppygirl gf mauled your age regressor gf, she's not normally like that

[miles @milesdotgov]

As a child I was adopted by the animatronic gorilla at the rainforest cafe, who took me under his wing and taught me important jungle skills like how to beat my chest every seven minutes on the dot

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[agoraphobic hoesbleed @regulationxvx]

someone's vape fell out of their pocket at the straight edge show and i watched someone stomp it till broke

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

No I spend 5 minutes immediately after waking up dry firing a pistol into my open mouth until all of those emotions are gone and then I beat off and go to work

[Alex Kack @Alex_Kack]

“Yeah I mean almost every republican president since the 1920’s has started a recession but this time I think they can get it right!”

[The Reasonable Man @slime_machine]

lost to a blanka

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

if i had a vagina i wld not take care of that thing like at all

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

“You gotta kill me” Generational aura gamble

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

having sex with tom cruise would probably be so scary he would look into your eyes while eating you out and somehow telepathically tell you the exact date and time of your death

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

It is fucking crazy how right-wing this country has become in the last 15 years. The Democrats have to run the most reasonable normie to ever live so they can win a swing district by 3 points against a wife-beating Christian Nationalist who got rich scamming nursing home residents and thinks black people look like that because Satan left them in the stove too long