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[jon @garangjon]

Until you fix your demons some cycles will never Stop repeating..

[Wa Kanuthu @Kaluluu]

Ole Sereni → Gitaru — Southern Bypass
Gitaru → Ndenderu — Western Bypass
Ndenderu → Membley — Northern Bypass
Membley → City Cabanas — Eastern Bypass

Basically a full Nairobi bypass loop without touching the CBD.

And funnily they are all connected to form a circle

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

When you do not know who the perpetrator is, look for the beneficiary.

➖️ Niccolò Machiavelli.

[Mindset Matter @Mindsetmatter_]

Building a stronger mind.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Underrated life advice: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed relationships. Rushed conversations. Rushed timelines. There's power in rejecting that trend. Pause. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW TO INCREASE YOUR AURA:

1. Don’t talk about your plans, show results.
2. Smile with your mouth closed.
3. Nod, instead of saying yes.
4. Don’t talk that much about yourself.
5. Don’t always be available.
6. Have a firm handshake.
7. Speak calmly and deliberately.
8. Dress in a clean, confident style.
9. Be comfortable with silence.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

This is Fortune Kinyanzui. At 34, he was a already a Millionaire but for 6 months now, he has been missing after an abduction in March 26.

Who did it? No-one knows.But just like the Millions he made disappear from Retiree's Bank Accounts, he is now MIA.

How? Well, here's a 🧵

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

21 banks now in Kenya offer free PesaLink transfers up to Sh1,000 and a flat Sh20 fee for transfers between Sh1,001 and Sh999,999.

Full list here:

— Co-op Bank
— NCBA
— KCB Bank Kenya
— Absa Bank Kenya
— Stanbic Bank Kenya
— Diamond Trust Bank (DTB)
— Prime Bank
— HFC
— Victoria Commercial Bank
— Access Bank Kenya
— Citibank N.A. Kenya
— Commercial International Bank (CIB)
— Faulu Microfinance Bank
— GT Bank
— SBM Bank
— Paramount Bank
— Credit Bank
— Ecobank Kenya
— Bank of Baroda
— Choice Bank
— Caritas Microfinance Bank

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Lastly,

Keep your plans silent.

Don't tell people.

You may share your plans with your mentor for advice, but keep them secret.

Seeds scattered on unprepared soil will be wiped out by birds, wind, sun, storm and the feet of jealous people.

#MasculinitySaturday

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Over the weekend, former president Uhuru Kenyatta and his family attended the wedding of one of their heirs. It started at Don Bosco Shrine in Upper Hill, where a simple church wedding was conducted before everyone proceeded to Muthaiga for a garden reception. The reception was simple, classy and full of fun and games.

At some point, the guests basically turned the place into a live podcast for the rich. There was no MC shouting Bag niya nini? As y’all can see, it was a big wedding without fimbo za Maasai, those funny Nigerian regalia tailored by that fundi mkora from the lakeside, or people spraying money as they sing zobu zobu.

No helicopters dropping wash wash mikoras & politicians, no bridesmaids dressed like Christmas decorations, no balloons fighting for oxygen. Just a simple, expensive, well themed wedding. Even the wedding dress was not complicated. Just simple, decent and demure.

No 17 layers of tulle, no dress occupying three seats in the reception, no bride looking like she’s carrying the entire wedding budget on her shoulders. Lakini huyo fundi Mmoja needs to stop being monotonous,, amekua too much!! 🤦🏽‍♂️

There was all sorts of food including sea food that guests didn't even bother to eat. The Alcohol that was being served there was nothing short of Don Julio & Glen, pombe huwa tunazionea tu 1824 where the wealthy go to enjoy rhumba & old school music on Sundays.

Indeed, there is a difference between being rich and being wealthy. Behavioural patterns tell the story. One side is loud, the other is calm. One side wants everyone to know they have money, the other side assumes you already know.

We call it old money. It doesn't shout for attention. Old money speaks in whispers. Sometimes the only evidence is the family tree, the surname and the fact that nobody is asking “How much was the venue? Guests came carrying cheques, small boxes probably gold watches & diamond necklaces.

Kule kwa walala hoii & wannabe middle-class ni Kitanda, Gas cooker, mattress, skeleton sofas & duvet ndio hupeanwo. Another day to remind Wanjiku that marrying into wealth is not a CV application. You cannot expect to marry into a wealthy family when the most expensive asset in your name is an iPhone 17 that you spent nights inspecting ceilings to acquire it.

Nobody is coming to rescue you and your relatives from poverty Njoki. Life is not a Nigerian movie where a mysterious billionaire uncle arrives in a Range Rover & asks for your hand in Mareej.

With your certificate in catering, a father’s homestead sitting on a 50×100 plot somewhere in Kiharu, and your biggest family investment being a chicken that disappears every Christmas, sahau kuolewa kwa matajiri. The best you can get may be a teacher, police officer or fellow hustlers like us.

But getting married into generational wealth? My sistaa that one requires more than a nice dress, good selfies, nose ring, tattoo & good blow job skills. The rich may marry the rich, wewe shinda hapo na hizo standard zako za matakataka na kwenyu hakuna mtu ashai kula sushi. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Major cheat code for life: Every pattern in your life repeats until you learn the lesson. The moment you choose differently, the loop ends and growth begins.

[PVO @pvobranden]

Set a deadline my boy. Not a comfortable one. A scary one. Pressure is what gets shit done

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the precious gift of life and the blessing of this new week. Gracious God, as we step into this Monday, we ask for Your manifested presence.

Go ahead of us and make every crooked path straight. Open doors of opportunity, the ones You have ordained for us. Disconnect us from distractions and delays, and align us with purpose and destiny.

Grant us divine strategies, ideas, insight, and wisdom that come only from You. Show us where to focus, how to move, and when to act. Protect us and our loved ones. Hide us under Your wings.

We declare that this week is blessed. It will be a week of manifestation, answered prayers, divine connections, and progress. May everything we touch carry Your blessing.

In Jesus’ name, we pray

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, here is the link to the Report of the National Taskforce on Improvement of the Terms and Conditions of Service and Other Reforms for Members of the National Police Service, Kenya Prisons Service and National Youth Service, widely referred to as the Maraga Taskforce report:

https://t.co/6ATPBmSJyf

#Ukombozi2027

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Due to the rise of illicit alcohol in Kenya, here’s how to check if the alcohol you’re buying is genuine.

We’ve also listed authorised KBL and UDV distributors and retail channels across the country.

Thread below

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

A good morning to remind you that nothing good will ever come out of Kenya Kwisha.

The factory has only two products: empty promises and fresh suffering for Kenyans.

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this new day and for the many blessings we sometimes take for granted.

Lord, we commit this Thursday into Your hands. Go before us in everything we do. Give us wisdom in our decisions, strength for our responsibilities, and grace to handle whatever comes our way.

Bless the work of our hands, open the right doors for us, and protect us and our loved ones.

We declare that this will be a day of favor, progress, and answered prayers. May Your grace go before us, and may everything we do bring us closer to the blessings and purpose You have prepared for us.

In Jesus’ name, we pray

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this Tuesday and the blessing of a new day. Thank You for Your unfailing love, Your presence, and the promise that You will never leave us nor forsake us.

Loving Father, guide our steps today. Give us wisdom in our decisions, strength in our challenges, and peace in our hearts. Protect our families and friends, and surround us with Your grace and mercy.

We declare that Your hand is upon our lives. May Your favor go before us, Your grace surround us, and Your goodness follow us. Order our steps, strengthen our faith, and lead us according to Your perfect will,

In Jesus’ name, we pray

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this new Wednesday. Thank You for Your love, Your grace, and for faithfully carrying us this far. Thank You for every blessing, every lesson, and every opportunity You have placed before us.

Lord, as we go through today, guide our steps and give us wisdom in every decision we make. Help us to work with excellence, walk in integrity, and trust You in every situation. Fill our hearts with Your peace and keep us safe wherever we go.

May Your favor go before us today. Bless the work of our hands, protect our families, and let everything we do prosper according to Your will. We surrender this day to You, confident that You are in control and that nothing is impossible with You.

In Jesus' name, we pray

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this Saturday. Thank You for life, good health, and for the grace that has carried us through the week. We are grateful because You have been faithful every single day.

As we begin this day, we surrender our plans, our work, and our lives into Your hands. Go before us, guide our steps, and help us to walk in Your will. Give us wisdom to make the right decisions and strength for every challenge we may face.

Lord, surround us with Your favor. Open the doors You have prepared for us, and protect us from every form of evil, harm, and disappointment. Let Your peace fill our hearts, and may Your presence go with us wherever we go.

We trust You completely, knowing that You are already making a way for us.

In Jesus' name, we pray

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of this beautiful Saturday. Thank You for Your love, grace, and faithfulness that have carried us through the week.

As we begin this day, we commit ourselves and our families into Your hands. Order our steps, guide our decisions, and let Your presence go before us. Protect us from all harm, surround us with Your favor, and open doors of opportunity according to Your perfect will.

May this Saturday bring us peace, renewed strength, and joyful hearts. Let everything we do glorify You, and may Your blessings rest upon our homes, our work, and all that concerns us.

We declare that today will work for our good because You are with us. We choose to walk by faith and trust in Your unfailing promises.

In Jesus' name, we pray