Emma Conditt

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

tadpoles: living commas

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

tomato flavored oreo

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who tf did this

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

new seltzer flavor: wet band-aid

[30 Year Old Napkin Destroyer @__godshapedhole]

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

my favorite place in the world is in my 2007 Camry

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[tate @50FirstTates]

people without anxiety baffle me. if ur not worried about the past present or future what the hell do u think about all day? tennis?? milk???

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

SnoopDobbyDobb

[me @boltsfood]

onions r boys and shallots are girls

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it.

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

all the dropped french fries under the seat in your car have come together and they are hotboxing

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

what is little bo peep up to these days

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Surfs Up (2007) penguin would kick Happy Feet (2006) penguin's Ass

[Emma Conditt @gardenhark]

broccoli purse

[dizzy @rundizzy]

i flipped over a rock in the woods and the grubs all knew you