Gearoid Diviney

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@CarlowWeather All time gust record now exceeded. 183km/h at Mace Head

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@CarlowWeather Up to 148 km/h gusts for Mace Head now

[HSE Ireland @HSELive]

We’d like to remind people to remain alert to potential frauds. The HSE will not contact you seeking personal information or to ask for payment.

[Vincent Jordan @vjordan349]

@HSELive is experiencing a major cyber attack. Our @eHealthIreland team and IT teams across the entire health system are working around the clock to protect patient services under incredible duress. Major thanks to all our partners & suppliers who are stepping up.

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@Murray_Kinsella Bundee Aki playing well

[Enda Howley @endahowley]

We are inviting applications from suitable applicants for our MSc in Computer Science - Data Analytics. The deadline for applying is the 4th June. This is an advanced programme suited for those seeking a technical career in data science / analytics. https://t.co/ux0b1Lqama

[Enda Howley @endahowley]

2 students, identical in every way, scored identically by their schools across all subjects. One is in a fee paying school, the other is in a socially disadvantaged school. According to this methodology they are unlikely to have the same outcome! #nonsense #leavingcertificate2020

[Healthcare IT News @HealthITNews]

Healthcare providers are failing to integrate digital data platforms and analytics into their IT infrastructure and clinical and operational workflows. #HealthyMargins https://t.co/oN4WtxrIJ2

[Simon Eccles @DrSimonEccles]

NHS gets £40m to cut login times on its IT systems. Announcement from ⁦@MattHancock⁩
Part of getting the basics right and #reducingtheburden https://t.co/HPxB8nd9FR

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@FergusCafferty Double denim - a bold statement. Congrats!

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@niamhafitz Congrats Niamh. Well done!

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@aldeburca @nuigalway @LawUCC @MichaelCJT @DrDugCubie @deirdre_dm Comhghairdeachas leat! Great achievement

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@endahowley @fionabkearney Happy birthday Enda. The GAA will be delighted

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

We've flights for 2 up for grabs to the destination of your choice on any of@TurkishAirlines destinations from Dublin. Bali, the Seychelles, Thailand, Vietnam; the possibilities are endless. Follow & retweet to enter. #DUBTurkishAirlines

[Gearoid Diviney @gardiv]

@jimalkhalili Compliment wrapped in an insult

[Niall Ó Tuathail @niallotuathail]

There’s @cycle_bus coming down Distributer Road. Amazing group of volunteers making roads safe for kids until @GalwayCityCo put in safe cycle lanes. @SocDems fully support.

[Enda Howley @endahowley]

Pls RT: We’re hiring 1 Permanent (Lecturer Below the Bar) & 2 Contract (Lecturers Below the Bar). Based in our new School of Computer Science these are an excellent opportunity to join our excellent team. And even better, you’ll get to work with me! 😊 https://t.co/T7yRMtr3sR

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

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Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
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Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday