Mike Gardiner

i like post-rock and monads.

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@HeathrowAirport Turned out my timing was just bad! Plenty of border folks arrived within 5 minutes and the entry was v smooth.

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

White (sand) Christmas

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

Ugh, even I'm disgusted by my year in music...

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

"Eight is a lot of legs, David."

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

#OH: “We were supposed to have hoverboards by now and instead we’re still string processing HTTP/1.1”

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

Why is my flight always delayed for "operational" reasons? Surely they mean non-operational...

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@ThreeUKSupport Cheers champs, pass my thanks on to the engineers.

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@ThreeUK Really “feeling at home” roaming in Ireland today - no data or voice services for nearly 24 hours now. #10%ofthetimeworkseverytime

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@samwisesayswhat on journalling file systems: "Dear diary, today I saved a file."

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

What's caucasian? Is that some kind of a stir fry? #samwisesayswhat

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@StewGleadow @distributedlife We use deliver (and shenzhen…) for TestFlight and the gradle-play-publisher for Play Beta - great success.

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@distributedlife Automation high-five. Which tool did you go for?

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

What's your favourite smell? #samwisesayswhat

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

The scariest ransom note of them all! Imagine poor Aero not travelling business! #mypooraero

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

Ransom note #1 #mypooraero

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Worst nightmare... #heeeeeeeellp

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

I feel like Craig Federighi really buried the lede when he glossed over “reproductive health” in HealthKit…

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

All I hear is Swift 2 la la la la la breaking changes la la la la…

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@samnewman One of only a few things that are!

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

“At the end of this project we’re going clay-pidgeon shooting with these Android phones.”