Samwise Says

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

I’d like to live somewhere rough, but not stabby rough. (Sam talking about living somewhere reasonably priced) #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Sam to Chassler: What should the titles be?
Chassler: I don't care.

#honoraryquote #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Get back in your timebox. #samwisesayswhat

[Mike Gardiner @gardym]

@samwisesayswhat on journalling file systems: "Dear diary, today I saved a file."

[Rose @Rosy_Tucker]

@samwisesayswhat Mike: "Sam is most likely to have stolen my aero" Sam: "Well you're not wrong there"

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

The Karl: We just told Christoph the crack
Chassler: What's up with the crack?
Phil: Your face
Chassler: I'm grand with that.
#honoraryquote

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

It's every man for his lunch. #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

I think some people eat healthy in front of others, but when they get home they just smash KFC. #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Chassler: That's technically milking the almond. #samwisesayswhat #honoryquote

[Rose @Rosy_Tucker]

@samwisesayswhat "Xcode has quit unexpectedly... well it wasn't unexpected for me!"

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Phil to DC: Why do you have green fingers? #samwisesayswhat #honoraryquote

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Sam to the team: I AM Mircea. #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Chassler to Sam: It's all about being healthy. And getting a six pack. #samwisesayswhat #honoraryquote

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Everyone has a six pack, it's just you can't see it because of the fat. #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

What's caucasian? Is that some kind of a stir fry? #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

You can buy a Malteser spoon. So you don't have to touch them. It's just a normal spoon. #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Phil to the team: You're going to miss these Celine Dion moments.

Liam (as if from out of nowhere): I won't.

#honoraryquote

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

To Phil: You WANT a biscuit? Or do you NEED a biscuit? #samwisesayswhat

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

What is Magic Mike? DON'T SHOW ME. #samwisesayswhat #magicmike @channingtatum

[Samwise Says @samwisesayswhat]

Oh wow. You index that as fast as you like. #samwisesayswhat