matt garfman

Associate Dean of the Epstein Institute of Race Science and Phrenology at Harvard University

[matt garfman @garfbomb]

@BeesLima @garfieldlolol @lovegarfs @seg_rambles @cybin_farmer @garfpooop @BillGarfs @DailyGarfcast @DudeGarf @Fertzenheimer1 @Garfemis3 @GarfHistorian @GarfieldFansWI @garfyuncle @lil_littlejohn @NoorlanderRyan @predictivegarf @RealGarfieldNow garfield

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@jonfavs we’ve had presidents that owned slaves. we’ve had presidents implement genocide. we’ve had a president utilize atomic bombs to decimate entire cities of civilians.

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@kateofdoom @InsaneMistress @garfpope @CrazyCancerLady @Ire_LGBAlliance @peterweirmla @NormaFoleyTD1 oh no! some strangers on the internet say that i should give myself a swirly! how menacing and threatening!

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@kateofdoom @garfpope @CrazyCancerLady @Ire_LGBAlliance @peterweirmla @NormaFoleyTD1 if you stop being a transphobic shithead then you too can get some likes on your tweets! it’s easy and it’s free

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@kateofdoom @garfpope @CrazyCancerLady @Ire_LGBAlliance @peterweirmla @NormaFoleyTD1 it’s swirly time, terf

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it’s a great day to give a terf a swirly

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POV: you’re a neoliberal loser who likes to get owned by online teenage communists

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@LiberallyOri yes

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onlycomrades

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@ItsBigCheese me

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chapo garf house

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more movies should feature worms imo

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serotonin is dropping, but this bussy is popping

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@chainchompist prostate flume

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@MercurySchroepp @fakewillarnett @JoeBiden “Actually MLK Jr never said things that he said”
— you, in this shitty tweet

[matt garfman @garfbomb]

@MercurySchroepp @fakewillarnett @JoeBiden jesus christ, just read the fucking letter. the “white moderate” in the letter literally refers the person who looks at people fighting for justice and says “you need to be patient” or “you’re too radical”. it’s absolutely not a reach to say joe biden is that moderate.

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@socialistgarf you’re goddamn right

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@AmbJohnBoIton @realDonaldTrump garf scare

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@socialistgarf garf4congress

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@fenity @KatrinaNation @thenation excuse me, miss the nation, this man was mean to me on the internet