Taylor

🌈✨ Grease trap queen

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

Andrew held the last leftover matzo ball on a spoon while I cut it in half with my spoon very ceremoniously so I don’t think we even need to have a wedding

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@Puffs @TPAYL Revisiting this thread because I lament the lack of soft packs nearly every day. Please send my woes to R&D. I will pay so many dollars.

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@sammisoubrette I hate everything about this

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@onyourjohnson Birthday candles are iconic

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@aimeerosemcm My fingers smell like garlic all the time and I cannot fix it

[isabel (taylor’s version) @cmtswift]

okay hear me out — what if everyone with a ticket puts a fan without a ticket on their shoulders and we wear a really long trench coat

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

It was a shitstorm, but it was our shitstorm 💙

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@devinsays_ We are WAITING @SummitEnt

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@WedgeWitch @devinsays_ @sammisoubrette My leader has spoken

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@hnnahrose I once watched someone eat a deep fried chili dog and a short stack of pancakes before 7 am in O’Hare, so this tracks.

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

New bio, good night.

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@devinsays_ THOM WHY

[John Greenfield @greenfieldjohn]

Good response to plaza NIMBYs from @Andrefor40th: "If you would like to work on housing issues, we can do that together. But if you are opposed to this project because it could make homelessness more visible to you, then that is something you must resolve in your own heart."

[John Greenfield @greenfieldjohn]

NIMBY energy was strong at the meeting on turning a block of Catalpa in A-Ville into a plaza. Paraphrasing:
-"Would this be 'welcoming' to homeless people?"
-"Could this be used for demonstrations? Because there was a BLM protest here and it scared me."
https://t.co/zLKInAORNR

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@RickWerner3 @nytimes Update: it was Feder 🤡

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

Someone is using my @nytimes account and RUINED TODAY’S WORDLE FOR ME!!

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

@sammisoubrette Specifically one Moana wig (used for aforementioned pirate costume) and one John Lennon wig.

[Taylor @garlic__gal]

Just opened a box that has been sealed since we last moved. It contains the plate from the microwave we never got to install, my yoga mat that I’ve been looking for for two years (folded in half) and a Budweiser duffel bag filled with two wigs and pirate costumes.