Garlic Bread 🥖

1 part garlic. 1 part bread. Gambit fan and collector.

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@drpanman Something that never gets talked about is the bureaucratic hurdles of having a booth at McCormick have made Chicago useless as a convention/conference city. Billions in hotel and restaurant revenue lost because companies don’t wanna rightfully play the stupid game.

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Where WWE tends to remain supreme is prioritizing emotional storytelling over quality of wrestling and the emotions we feel seeing a good story stick with us more than a technical masterpiece. I still remember the custody of Dom match from 2 decades ago. For the life of me I can’t remember what half the AEW beefs are over which is fine! It’s more showcase based!

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@MainstreamViews I thought his mash up albums became logistical legal hurdles that were too expensive to release

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@luchablog I’d never seen the Mexa Boys before this and wow they are phenomenal

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@JaegerNick76936 @Elvish_Harper How did he escape Facebook

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@Peps_Wrestling Absolute king of “argue with the wall”

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@robintran04 Money in the bank 2011 is the only one that comes to mind

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@RichLatta32 It’s been 10 years and Ricochet v Ospreay is still not a free match on YouTube.

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@davemeltzerWON The philosophical question here is does a good story get remembered more than good wrestling. Custody of Dom match has been remembered more than many amazing singular matches, but Ospreay is not the guy to compare a good story to.

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@BasculinBlues @davemeltzerWON It’s the ultimate wrestling virgins match to show I will die on that hill

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This is ridiculous, Rogan could never condense an interview into 60 minutes.

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. https://t.co/Q3SOtB6qra

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@PanasonicDX4500 I bet the Jets even get 6 wins this season

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In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

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@DemWrestling He’s do for a comeback

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@GoblinWizard420 @1000TimesYes I have had a handlebar mustache now for 10 years and no one calls me a hipster anymore :(

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@KXNGAO What’s the date on this match I need it

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@luchablog Am I missing a tier? It only shows me $11 $25 and $44

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@southevropa @alessio_joseph You don’t get to not claim Eastern Europe tackiness to fit a narrative.

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@cowgirlkill I love that this woman is keeping it spicy 6 months post partum, go off queen

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@shaheerjpeg Honestly El Generico should make an appearance in AAA and get super over