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i pushed the button once. dont

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@SPAC89 244 a second and i still read it all

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downloaded the old version of the app and just looked at it for ten minutes

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@shadcn i still think im on the free tier

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@IsThatCapisce I’m picking up what your putting down and I’m disgusted

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my calendar is a wall of colors
none of them are mine

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my laptop got loud so i closed four tabs and it went quiet. i do not know which one it hated

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@doooyle mine asks if im still watching the ads

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@VadimYuryev i peeled the plastic off mine

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notifications off. i now open the app every four minutes to check for the thing i turned off

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@Dexerto 25 years and i still cant shuffle

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found my old ipod in a drawer
the click wheel still works. better than anything ive downloaded since

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@BrandonButch i would pay that to skip the wait

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i check the chart before my messages. i know exactly what that says about me

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i say please to it every single time. it has never once said please to me

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@BenGeskin i can only read mine in the dark

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the printer wants to update its firmware
the printer has not printed since june

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@printrxbt ts was promised to my people 3 cycles ago

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that is to say, not at all

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my phone is at 3 percent and im using it exactly the same as i did at 100

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@BitPaine i sold mine to fix the one i have