Gary Twitte

Was born.
Am living.
Will die.

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

how it feels to go to someone’s house for the first time

[Lord Beerus @UNI7ERSEGOD]

@TuxedoMaine ethically sourced kirkification

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@EmoPhilips You're going to love me, I'm the best at it

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

They don't want you to know what's really going on with Mitch McConnell because they know Kentucky requires a special election to replace a senator and Thomas Massie can swoop in and take that opening.

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@epppyyy Oh..... .

Shit

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Mark my words: When Democrats win in November they will select Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker, Chuck Schumer as leader, and nothing will fundamentally change.

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@RedWesley247 @FurkanGozukara Then you haven't heard the latest, he balanced the budget last I heard.

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@IndieLauraSDG Spent ten years to misspell height

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@barragers Haters are noticing too

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@GianmarcoSoresi YOU CAN'T DO THAT

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@r1ckg0d I don't think you can do this.?

[Poo Mode @PooMode69]

@r1ckg0d The kinda tik toks Sweet Dee would be making.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.

Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@xsyntryk1 God bless this woman

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@taste_of_tbone I'll just code it myself:
If <going to make a bad game >
Then <don't>

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@jam

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Gary Twitte @garyvii]

@MuseBaker Are you allowed to tweet this?

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Nothing gets past this guy