The Arsonist Narcissist

gaslight!

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

@GoodpodsHQ Us!

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@MadyBoyerr @WillPurvis8

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@MadyBoyerr But now you have no rizz god 🥹

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That Colleen Ballinger pack was an unexpected thing today.

Smoke it up.

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One of your finest exports, Canada. Thank you 🫡

[WillHouz @WillHouz]

Moriah Mills just posted a positive pregnancy test on her IG story 😳

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

Y’all couldn’t have ran an Apple Maps search for some sort of hotel close by? No tint on your windows is CRAZY.

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Houz at the House. The Drafthouse.

Stay tuned. Coming in November.

[WillHouz @WillHouz]

Allegedly, this is the real Jack and Rose from “Titanic.”

Jack looks Filipino?

[WillHouz @WillHouz]

I’m afraid I downloaded the wrong trailer for #DunePart2. Help!

[Nash Osborne🇨🇦 @NashonOsborne]

For those of us Gen-Xers out there that grew up in fundamental Christian sexual repression, the only real sex Ed we received was from Sue and her Sunday Night Sex Show on the radio. A legend in her time, Rest Easy

[Jessica @fuddle_cuddle]

I was in high school when the US got Talk Sex. Her show was funny and informative and made talking about sex not feel so scary or secretive. RIP Sue 💜

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

Unfortunate news. We absolutely stan Sue Johanson and the WillHouz family is sad to hear she has passed on. Rest in power, Sue.

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

If your girl’s nails cost $100, send her $99.98 and then tell her “call one of your hoe ass friends who always like to put in their two cents in.”

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

Or you’re not yt

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

If you’re better looking in your 30s it’s because you either were fat in your 20s OR you’ve spent a ton of money on plastic surgery.

It’s not natural

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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When you argue that batting average doesn’t matter, but have never actually stepped on a baseball field to play.

[The Arsonist Narcissist @gaslight_man]

Yes, @WillPurvis8 is white.

But he isn’t “let’s spend a quarter million dollars to be in a tin can to go look at the Titanic” white.