Gathoncé

We aim to Please! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Osinde @1Osinde]

Aye man, that botanist has ruined Statehouse Rd by cutting down the trees.

[Msenangu @IamWanjiru_]

That news segment on KTN on Ruto's lies should be aired every single day adi election day.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Lentils are really the Beyoncé of legumes, esp for us women. Was never a fan growing up, but the way I include it in my diet now.. the hormonal/ gut benefits, iron benefits, soluble fiber benefits, and as complex carbs as well, really is all the incentive I need…

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

‘Tutakula nini supper’ inafaa kuwa added kwa units in Universities.

No one knows the answer.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[B 🔞 @Moonesch]

Just by looking you can tell the one made in Kariobangi but hey

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Once you switch to wide leg pants, there's no chance of switching to skinny jeans

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

When we had a real First Lady. Leo Huyo cs wa education hangeamini

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Dua lipa is such a cool name.I hope she knows what it means in swahili.

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

Apple needs to bring back the iPods. I just want peace and music. No notifications or phone calls.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

One thing about women: they can have a breakdown at 2 AM and still lead meetings professionally at 9

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

my problem is…i want a yoga, boxing, gym & pilates membership ALL for $20 a month

[Essie @EcEssie]

Life has never been the same since you left us😭

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away

[CandyLove🎀🍭 @DazylingQueen]

The problem with living alone is that, it's always your turn to wash plates😭😭

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

Reminder:
Nobody comes back from the gym unhappy.
Maybe sore, Maybe tired,
But never unhappy.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

I’m not gonna be middle aged and miserable. Joy and fun is always on the menu and will always be prioritized