gauri

i am a brain

[gauri @gaurbage]

the level of validation i feel when my period arrives exactly 4 days after my mental breakdown

[gauri @gaurbage]

fuck marry kill courage the cowardly dog, scooby-doo, or goofy

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

what’s really crazy is that all i see is bartise

[gauri @gaurbage]

jeremy strong is hottest man to ever live

[karla @youcallmeupat6]

Sports are actually amazing because it’s like wait… who is going to win? Like which one?!!! OMG

[gauri @gaurbage]

life is too short to not customize ur license plate to a niche cultural reference that only 4% of the population will understand

[gauri @gaurbage]

every day i refuse to wash my dirty ass glasses, and every day i delude myself into thinking that my lenses which are covered in specks of dried mystery liquid and greasy sunscreen fingerprints are aiding me in Seeing

[karla @youcallmeupat6]

Isn’t this Kerry from succession

[gauri @gaurbage]

@karloctagon lmaoooooo

[gauri @gaurbage]

LA is the Sitting Down capitol of the world

[gauri @gaurbage]

im scared of sending voice notes it gives me performance anxiety

[gauri @gaurbage]

haters will say del taco is not delicious. we’re haters 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[gauri @gaurbage]

i have a question why is top golf always by the highway

[gauri @gaurbage]

anytime i see anyone from the bachelor franchise in public, they’re always desperately scanning their surroundings to see if anyone recognizes them

[gauri @gaurbage]

if 👏🏽 you👏🏽do 👏🏽not 👏🏽have👏🏽 crumbs 👏🏽in👏🏽 your 👏🏽purse, we 👏🏽can👏🏽not👏🏽 be 👏🏽friends 👏🏽

[gauri @gaurbage]

“reclaimed tiffin” is so crazy…………

[The Juggernaut @thejuggernaut]

Did you know the word "tiffin" comes from a British word?

The British may have changed certain subcontinental food habits, but Aarohi Sheth dives into how #SouthAsians made tiffin — both the practice of teatime snacks and the lunch box — their own.

https://t.co/x9Wf2k3tNf

[gauri @gaurbage]

my favorite activity is sit on the couch criss cross apple sauce with a fuzzy blanket on me drinking a hot beverage

[gauri @gaurbage]

i was 16 listening to marvins room, anticipating what it would feel like to get rejected from yale

[Charli @charli_xcx]

me not being nominated for a grammy for crash is like mia goth not being nominated for an oscar for pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive. 🥛

[gauri @gaurbage]

trevor noah is so fucking annoying and it’s hot

[gauri @gaurbage]

my number 1 enemy in the world is the automatic flush. my number 2 enemy in the world is the dude who invented the automatic flush. my number 3 enemy in the world is the dude who led the partnership deals to install automatic flush toilets in every US airport.