Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
There are only two places on Earth that don't use the "+" sign in math to avoid its resemblance to the Christian cross.
1) In Israel, which uses "﬩" instead
2) In ISIS-run territories, which use "z" instead
Just Israel and ISIS. That's it.
Nem a Alemanha nazista tinha pena de morte exclusiva para uma etnia. Nem a Itália fascista, nem o Apartheid na África do Sul… mas Israel, em 2026, acabou de aprovar isso.
Just used my phone flashlight to dig out an ingrown pube so I hope whoever’s behind the spyware that the government probably has on my devices enjoyed the show