Gaylords

Why did the gay man cross the road? For attention, obviously. Twitter profile of gay idiots @mcbittlestone & @wjdalrymple. ⅔ of @StraightUp_Prod.

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

We are supremely excited to announce that we are working on a new sitcom, “Gay Not Happy”. We think it’s going to be an absolute ga(y)mechanger, so tune your TV sets and change your radio… https://t.co/uyr0IcYENi

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Mucho exciting news! We are working on a SITCOM entitled 'Gay Not Happy'. See if you can work out some #spoilers from the notes attached below. Watch this space sexy friends, and ugly friends just go away.

XXX

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

If you want to see the GAYEST Lords (since Jesus or at least Freddie Mercury or wait actually are there any gays in the House of Lords, apart from Lord Sugar - we know why he's called that) then GET DOWN TO THE... https://t.co/EUAEnZLXsd

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Amazing workshop from @RikkiBB at the @oldvictheatre workrooms last night. So many great tips for pitching and above all a message to be confident and believe in yourself because YOU are perfect baby. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

@DavidMSanders ❤️❤️❤️

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

@WardlawSteve @mcbittlestone @WJDalrymple You’re a bloody babe and we love you xxxx

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

LIE: Gay guys aren't shallow and judgemental.

FACT: A Tale Of Two Gays at the @KingsHeadThtr starts TONIGHT at 9:45pm.

LIE: There aren't tickets left for this hour of nuanced comedy that doesn't deal exclusively in harmful stereotypes.

https://t.co/JmhZluBgKV

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

LIE: Gay guys aren't shallow and judgemental.

FACT: A Tale Of Two Gays at the King's Head Theatre starts TONIGHT at 9:45pm.

LIE: There aren't tickets left.

FACT: It's an hour of nuanced comedy that doesn't... https://t.co/rNV2xulDSn

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

We're aware that some of our jokes aren't to everyone's taste (like our sexuality). So below is a nice, clean (unlike my test re- NO! Don't do it!) gay joke.

https://t.co/JmhZluBgKV

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

@DavidMSanders ❤️❤️❤️❤️ see you there doing a few sneak 👀👀s of new material from 2019 show JUST FOR YOU! X

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

We need a projector screen so A Tale Of Two Gays at the King's Head Theatre doesn't go horrendously wrong (again). If anyone has one we could borrow this Fri & Sat that'd be amazing. X https://t.co/UESMDSLpVk

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Cheap, posh, funny gayboys? BARGAIN.

Until Wednesday you can get 2 FOR 1 on tickets to Friday and Saturday's shows at @KingsHeadThtr with the code the code GAYLORDS.

Go on. Be an ally. https://t.co/JmhZluBgKV

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Cheap, posh, funny gayboys? BARGAIN.

Until Wednesday you can get 2 FOR 1 on tickets to Friday and Saturday's shows at @KingsHeadThtr with the code the code GAYLORDS.

Go on. Be an ally. https://t.co/JmhZluBgKV

[Michael Chenowith-Draper-Durst-Florrick @as_seenontv]

THIS GAY CLUB

WAS PLAYING LADY GAGA’S “JUST DANCE”

AND MIXED IN

AUDIO

OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE

BEING PRESENTED TO

GLENN CLOSE

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Homophobia and 'being with prostitutes' be damned, his biggest crime is being okay with that spelling of 'steadfast'. Being a Nazi and a Grammar Nazi aren't mutually... https://t.co/l4uOArG3ui

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Our #MondayMotivation? Selling even more (yes, many have sold) tickets to A Tale Of Two Gays at the @KingsHeadThtr! TICKETS: https://t.co/2yeHxHQlFU

Just kidding. It's cock.

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

We're not sure Kevin Hart hosting the Oscars is a good idea, as the only people who actually enjoy the Oscars are gay guys and he's not fit at all. Not like that Billy Chrystal. Mmmmm. https://t.co/1KqMsW66pN

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

We're worried too, that munters like Ian Beale (pictured) will start turning up to our gay bars! Just kidding Ian, you're gorge. Who from Albert Square would YOU like to see in a gay bar?... https://t.co/DyW0PHnD9W

[Gaylords @gaylordscomedy]

Hi guys, it's Will Dalrymple here. I probably shouldn't be using this page to write a personal message but...sorry, it's hard to type and cry and eat Ben and Jerry's at the same time...I'll cut to the chase: I've... https://t.co/5Z1oqPIkya

[StraightUp Productions @straightupprods]

Have a good one tonight everyone! We're v much looking forward to slaloming between liver damage and dreadful DMCs...