Glen Bahn

Tottenham/Orioles fan, Woodwinds

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

A veteran who had spent three years searching for his former military dog had no idea he was walking past him in a shelter hallway until 85 pounds of determination came through the gate.

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

Just a little reason to smile on the streets of Istanbul🎈

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Jesus the World Cup got sucked into the vortex of The One Argument To Rule Them All, the event horizon where the gravity of aggro weirdos is inescapable. We can't have nice things ever.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

The National Weather Service has issued authorization to eat ice cream straight from the tub.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Iconic Football Moments ⚽ @SliceofSport]

Do not give up.
Effort matters.
Work harder.

[Glen Bahn @gbahn]

@Dominos_UK Up the Coys!!!

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Ever seen Whistling Hall of Famer Chris Ullman perform the national anthem?

You’re welcome.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

"I can saw a woman in two. But you won't wanna look in the box when I'm through." -- Warren Zevon

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Leading Gastronomic Indicator

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

I’m calling for

REGIME CHANGE IN THE UNITED STATES

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

A person fed one injured bird, and the others immediately caught on. Suddenly they were all limping, dragging their wings, and acting hurt too. Turns out the fastest way to get free food is a little bit of acting 😂

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Thousands and thousands of people have poured into the streets for Minnesota general strike demanding ICE out of their state.

Footage via @BTnewsroom.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Davos moderator: [intelligent question]
Trump: Gabba Gabba Hey
Davos moderator: [another intelligent question]
Trump: The president of China is awesome

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Give. Us. The. Max.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

John, I am having a psychotic break, will you call the number on my bracelet please.

[Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake]

Fact check: It is mathematically impossible to reduce a price by more than 100%.

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

- Max Planck (1858 - 1947)

[Glen Bahn @gbahn]

@PLinUSA @ArtButSports Who wouldn't want to be a goalkeeper?!?