greg

polymath, semi professional soccer player, professional wrestling booker, algs coach

[greg @gbmills]

Yes I can die happy now

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

Apparently, losing your generational cattle ranch is a small price to pay for being able to openly hate immigrants and gays.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

A quite frankly, ludicrous goal from Dom Ballard. 🤯

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Cop trying to sound smart after shooting a dog: I then proceeded to, uh, engage the suspect

[grendels stepmom @himbopotamuss]

For a long time I was pretty obsessive about telling people I’m not particularly smart because I think people often overestimate their intelligence but honestly I need to stop because a lot of you are incredibly fucking stupid and I am much smarter than you.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

nobody is going to stop the collapse of the empire because the collapse is the whole plan. it’s a controlled demolition. the tech oligarchs that own both parties plan to rule over the rubble and turn every local municipality into a company town

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[Ser Robert the Mid @ShoggothGoth]

The world you got your dick sucked real good in no longer exists.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Also gave us one of the most awe-inspiring cover versions in musical history.

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

Billionaires are literally telling you they’re going to kill you and everyone you love. Wake the fuck up.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

If your politics require children to die quietly overseas so stock prices stay calm, your politics are garbage.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Average Evander worldie. WOW 😱

[Josh @LFCJosh23]

Big reason why I stopped playing any kind of Saturday/ Sunday league is you get these cavemen freaks trying to go through anyone with ability on the ball

Just not worth it, i’m not getting myself badly injured because of weirdos like that who can barely form a sentence

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster