GumbyDammit

Boomer with questions. Tesla Y owner. Ebiker. 2 dog owner. Don't thread on me. No Karls!

[GumbyDammit @GDablow]

I asked Grok to help you. you are welcome.

Folks, let me tell you something. I’m more disappointed than anything because I’ve always liked Lauren Southern—she’s a smart, tough woman—and I’ve shown her nothing but kindness, tremendous kindness. And you know what? I’m going to keep doing it, because I don’t let the little actions of other people change who I am. I’m bigger than that. I’m classier than that.But there seems to be some confusion out there—some fake news, some gossip—about who I really am and who I was long before any of this. So let me set the record straight, beautifully.I’m a practicing Catholic, okay? Engaged at 21, married at 22—like a total winner—and then I had beautiful, perfect babies at 23, 25, and 29. That’s a hell of a long game, folks. If I were some kind of “larper,” believe me, nobody plays the long game better than me. Nobody.I’ve always worked from home, set my own hours—tremendous hours—so I could focus on my children. In this country right now, most families need two incomes just to scrape by, but not me. I put my kids first, always. And guess what? My daughters turned out incredible—kind, talented, intelligent, well-adjusted. The best. Everybody says so.I’m an award-winning pie baker. My pies? The greatest pies you’ve ever tasted. Nobody bakes like me. I’m always dressed perfectly, always put together—flawless. That shouldn’t even be a 1950s standard; it should be the standard for every woman who has dignity and class. Women should carry themselves with excellence, and I do it better than https://t.co/H8Ox8Hgwrf, on the 19th Amendment—I believe exactly what our brilliant founders believed. Voting is a product of the 9th and 10th Amendments. The government has gotten way, way too big since then. The Federal Reserve—passed just six years earlier—the income tax the same year—total disaster. The three of them together? A catastrophe for liberty. I understand this better than the so-called experts, believe me.Look, I’m an imperfect human. I’ve been accused of weird things—most of them totally false, a few maybe fair—but lacking integrity? Not me. Never me. Having my character smeared and scapegoated on a worldwide broadcast? That was ugly. Really ugly. Low-class stuff.But here’s the thing: I’m still taking the high road. I’m leaning into it. Because on the surface, calling me a “trad larper”? It’s hilarious. Life is so much more fun when you don’t take these ridiculous attacks personally. I never do.Thank you for your attention to this matter.Josie,

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@NortonMpls I did the grand rounds today but in St. Paul. I made excellent time until I hit the damn swede hollow art thing. (slight detour) Creeps everywhere blocking my bike path.

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@TraditionSarah Neighbors dog used his for a spot to sit in the morning so he could watch over the neighborhood. Maybe carve a drinking bowl spot?

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@MahikRani50377 safer. the ones that spark should be on the bottom incase something falls on it

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@KSTP Can't we do some sort of hunger games version and make some money broadcasting it live?

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@HennepinAtty Are you suing their employers or who encouraged them?

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@CrimeWatchMpls Robin Wonsley thinks shotspotter gives an unfair advantage to police. She would rather spend the money on a government owned grocery store/cannabis dispensary.

[Ella Frei @EllaFrei17]

ELLA’S VOICE

Getting in line this morning with my family, I never imagined where the day would lead.

Now I’m sitting in the front row at @POTUS President Trump’s event in Chippewa Falls, and honestly, it’s hard to put into words what this moment feels like.

As I waited in line, I kept thinking about how much has changed over the past year. I was just a girl in New Richmond who believed girls deserved privacy in their bathrooms, fairness in their sports, and the protections Title IX was meant to guarantee.

When I spoke up, I wasn’t trying to become an activist. I wasn’t looking for attention. I simply knew that what was happening wasn’t right, and I couldn’t stay silent.

There were difficult moments along the way, but I never stopped believing that girls deserve a voice.

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@StarTribune Who's stuck babysitting Robin and Jason?

[Steve Cortes @CortesSteve]

CNN fired me for telling the truth about Charlottesville.

New indictments further incriminate the corrupt SPLC, a leftist group that financed and organized the underlying staged event.

A lie stacked upon a deceit…

My article:
https://t.co/CYXIrZq8st

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@Cgbosque @CubCadet_USA I looked at that one today! 21.6 Kawasaki motor?

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@CrimeWatchMpls A standard tesla model Y is faster than your normal police cruiser. They need the chopper asap

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@byLony Very tough job in summer heat. I know because I sat in a truck and watched it for a week. My job was collecting the quantity tickets of the dumpers.

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@StarTribune Why oh why couldn't he hold his liquor like Hutch could. Things are so much simpler when a squad is rolled at 100 mph. All I say is we better not hire someone boring.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@visegrad24 Same was true of George Floyd. He died of a drug overdose, but Derek Chauvin, the police officer in that case, was still sent to prison for murder.

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@redheadranting @goodfoodgal He/She went all out. Everything matches!

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@GeriPerna I talked a friend into buying one versus a Peugot. He would of been screwed either choice but I actually felt bad about it. If only they had used Temu instead of pinto as the name.

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@Based_Jedi Is called an "unintended finger displacement saw". We had the sears craftsman version growing up. Same lawyers that took away our 3 wheelers probably made bank on them.

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@contractorsPOV You didn't notice the amps by chance? I use a 14-50 at my cabin on a mobile connector and I think the mobile inverter throttles it down to 32 amps.

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@NadineBabu My bird will be less woke due to his liner being more Menards ads? I'll probably have to send 1 dollar to each candidate so my mailbox if full of envelopes he can pee on.