11:11

[🤨… I didnt hear that @joonshotline]

When this hit played during the credits

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

doing the Norwegian row bit with a bunch of recruitment consultants on the floor of a Slug & Lettuce

[11:11 @geministelli]

@CHINWENDUH https://t.co/kI8NeX150r exists for this very thing

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @NADIlNE]

hot girls love sudoku

[m :) @vuse_lover]

It’s so hard to want a rich boyfriend when bartenders look like that

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

men don’t joke, they test boundaries nd decide if they’re joking based on ur reaction

[૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა @idkvna]

I want a bf but I only want to see him on Sundays or when i’m drunk

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate
conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us

[cely 🦦 @itscelyunique]

im gonna be wearing little to no clothing this summer so if you hate fat bitches stay inside

[MJ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @MJforlifee]

I think we need to talk more about this song

[ari ✮⋆˙ @oj4mj]

forcing all my coworkers to watch the biopic im so insufferable

[sasha 𑣿 is stopping the wedding ! @lightburnedout]

going the o2 for a concert has the exact same feeling as going to airport before going on holiday

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.