Gems T

I request the highest of fives.

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

#HappyStarWarsDay! May the 4th be with you. Always.

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@BiIndia @ComedyWildlife @hallam79 this thread is awesome!

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

There was always going to be something that destroyed my vow of positivity. That something is the Polo Lounge at the Dorchester: dismal food at astonishing prices. Cheapest wine: £84 for something that retails around £14. Enjoy. I didn’t. https://t.co/KyAdTeR5de

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@negaoryx @Kel_Crompton this is what I was telling you about... "just a footnote"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I think it must’ve shrunk in the wash” - Translation: I’ve expanded outside the wash

[Gems T @GemsieT]

Current mood. #UKHeatwave

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@qikipedia Also a lovely beer by @tinyrebelbrewco!

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@taskmaster "A LIME!!"

[k @_KJM179]

Having a scandal called #CumGate and a PM called BJ is really the icing on the cake for peak Britishness to be honest...or is it really even icing?

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

Michael Gove aged 20

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Family's Easter marred by accidental purchase of xenomorph eggs https://t.co/sKgn7RCxQu

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

This had 1.2 million streams on tiktok and then they removed it for “community violations” so twitter gets to have it now

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@chrisramsay52 Not gonna lie... I laughed at the fact the encryption has "Fap" in there...

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

👍🏾🙂

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Gems T @GemsieT]

@seannwalsh

[Gems T @GemsieT]

#IWD2020

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

The only message you need for #IWD2018... 👊

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Deontay Wilder walking out like a Mardi Gras blend of Master Shredder and a Decepticon.