𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢.

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[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

ㅤ

𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓
𝑺𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑪𝑯 𝑰𝑻 𝑨𝑾𝑨𝒀,

𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑰’𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑫.

ㅤ

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

My hips are compulsive liars.

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

for what 🤨

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

i need it sometimes

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

you don't deserve it

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

em and i share a braincell but she never lets me use it

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

you can go on and keep yourself safe any time you want

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

asked mercury if i could use his bathroom. what the fuck is up with this rug. i gotta get outta here man

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

is it gonna be funny?

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

are you gonna appreciate this one?

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

@tragicallycat That explains why it's lighter than I expected...

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

Flipping through Weiss' wallet.

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

🔥

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

the library of alexander........... down in flames..............

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

would you like to tell one then?

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

you're allowed to laugh at funny jokes

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

@tragicallycat Maybe you aren't so bad, Belladonna.

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

get it?

'cause fire. :)

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

@tragicallycat Oops.

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

you are so lucky i haven't taken a lighter to this whole place

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

sorry i'm a better interior designer than you

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

im setting this place on fire with both of us inside of it.

[MERCURY 🚬🐈‍⬛ @IKNOWITSLUST]

everyone else besides you loves it so i dunno whats up with that...... you're just weird i guess. sorry you're an outcast

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

asked mercury if i could use his bathroom. what the fuck is up with this rug. i gotta get outta here man

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

Less than she'd probably think – little enough that she'd probably notice if Em took as much as she'd like.

... regardless, Em's pocketing a twenty or two and calling it a day.

[* 𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @PYROPUNCHINGS]

She's just curious. She ALWAYS wonders how much Weiss is carrying, just never gets the opportunity to take a peek.

She's silently counting with each little flick of the other's fingers.

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

Boring, boring, boring. Em sighs, counting it all, paying Yang no mind...

[* 𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @PYROPUNCHINGS]

Peeking over .

[𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢. @gemtheft]

if you’ve had chobani’s key lime pie flavored greek yogurt you may understand where I’m coming from